Tadpole ★★★☆
So, where were all these older women who are into “tadpoling” when I was 15? This movie, by Gary Winick, happily marries the happy, literate, upscale New York lifestyle of a Woody Allen comedy with the good-natured titillation of an episode of Sex and the City. Our precocious 15-year-old hero, Oscar, is deep into Voltaire and quotes liberally (in the original French) from Candide. We are, of course, to understand that Oscar is a modern-day Candide (an idea that has been used before; c.f. The Buddha of Suburbia). To me, however, he seems to have been more inspired, in his yearning for an older woman, by Stendahl’s Le Rouge et le Noir. But then, by the time he arrives at an awkward dinner with his father, the object of his affection and the woman he bedded the night before, he might feel more influenced by Georges Feydeau. At one point, Tadpole acknowledges its debt to The Graduate, and viewers might also be reminded of Rushmore. But while that film’s Max Fischer was a bit of desperate social climber, Oscar is perfectly comfortable in the world to which he was born. He’s every bit as passionate as Max, but he’s wiser in knowing when to give up and move on. Bebe Neuwirth has deservedly been gathering kudos for her turn as the uninhibited family friend who is happy to help with a young man’s education. (Seen 10 October 2002)
The Tailor of Panama ★★★☆
The opening, where we see Pierce Brosnan getting upbraided by an irate superior in a government office in the heart of London, is so familiar. But make no mistake, this is no James Bond movie. In fact, Brosnan is a downright jerk, and it’s a bit scary how good he is at playing one. This twisting of expectations and established movie images is just a hint of the cleverness and wit that has gone into the writing of The Tailor of Panama. But what would you expect? It is a collaboration by John Le Carré himself and the director John Boorman, who has given us films like Excalibur and The General. Later on, Geoffrey Rush (in the title role) drops the name of a “Mr. Connery” and we know that this playfulness is no accident. Even Jamie Lee Curtis’s role is a bit of a riff on her spy’s wife in True Lies and her Yank-among-the-crazy-Brits in A Fish Called Wanda and Fierce Creatures. This is indeed one of the best written movies we have seen in a long time. To emphasize its literary pedigree, they even included playwright Harold Pinter as Rush’s ghostly mentor. In an early scene Rush describes Panama as “Casablanca without heroes,” and by the end, this delightfully cynical film will have validated him in spades. I fear, though, the film may miss its rightful audience, as I overheard a few people in the suburban cineplex where I saw it (apparently lured by the participation of Brosnan and the spy theme) grumbling that there weren’t enough car chases, explosions or action stunts. Of course, there weren’t. This is a much better film than that. If you like your political satire served up fine crystal decanters in a clubby oak atmosphere, you will be well pleased indeed. (Not since the TV series Dallas has an entertainment vehicle posited so consistently the notion that the wealthy and powerful cannot hold a discussion without a glass of hard liquor in each hand.) The U.S. military, in particular, get its most satirical drubbing since George C. Scott did a number on it in Dr. Strangelove. Note: the boy who plays Rush’s son will be very well known within the year. He has been cast as Harry Potter. (Seen 30 March 2001)
Tainoi Mattam Linlingfat (Forbidden City Cop) ★★★☆
There seems to be a trend in Hong Kong sword-and-sorcery action epics to slip more and more into outright parody. I’m not sure that I favor this direction, but I can make an exception for Forbidden City Cop. This loopy comedy is guaranteed to have most any audience convulsed in belly laughs for most of its running time. It is a period piece, but with an anachronistic central character who is ostensibly cowardly but also outlandishly inventive enough to continually defeat his enemies. Sort of like one of those cartoons where Bugs Bunny shows up in the Old West. The comic schtick and frequent sight gags are only slightly marred by occasional mugging and winking at the camera. As in the American parody Spy Hard, the best part is at the very beginning with a hilarious homage to the James Bond movies. (Seen 29 May 1997)
The Talented Mr. Ripley ★★★☆
One thing’s for sure. Gus Van Sant would have done much better to cast Matt Damon (instead of creepy Vince Vaughan) as Norman Bates in his 1998 Psycho remake. Actually, he would have done much better to use his budget and cast to make a whole new movie, but I’m getting way off track here. Damon’s bookish, obsequious title character in Anthony Minghella’s adaptation of Patricia Highsmith’s novel is quite reminiscent of everyone’s favorite motel operator in terms of his repressed sexuality, identity confusion and violent demons. But he also has a fair amount in common with Rushmore’s young Max Fischer in his relentless need to insinuate himself and to belong. Minghella brings the same visual appeal and allure that he brought to The English Patient and so this film stands up nicely to René Clement’s 1960 French version, Purple Noon. This is in spite of the fact that Minghella ends his film on a surprising enough but unsatisfying note and, more seriously, leaves Ripley’s sexuality completely unambiguous. In Purple Noon much of the tension came from the fact that we weren’t sure if Ripley was lusting after young Mr. Greenleaf or his girlfriend. Here, we are left wondering if the film isn’t merely another in a long cinematic line (cf. The Celluloid Closet) to posit that homosexuality is a sickness or whether it belongs to a more recent trend that asserts that trying to stay in the closet is what leads to violence. Trivia note: this film actually qualifies as a prequel to Wim Wenders’s 1977 German classic, The American Friend, since Dennis Hopper played an older version of the Ripley character in that one. (Seen 4 January 2000)
Tampopo ★★★☆
This Japanese movie does for food what Last Tango in Paris did for sex and what Rocky did for boxing and what Apocalypse Now did for war and what The Magnificent Seven did for Mexican villages. You would have to consider this an extremely funny comedy, unless you happen to be a turtle in which case you would have to consider it a snuff movie. It is really just a string of black-outs and skits strung together, all dealing with food and the Japanese obsession with it. Much of the film deals with the adventures of Tampopo (which is Japanese for Dandelion), a young widow who is trying to be the best noodle cooker in Japan. If you are like me (and God help you if you are), you will have a great time picking out all of the many references to other movies, including westerns, Rocky, gangster movies, etc. Very, very funny. And I guarantee that, if you see this movie, you will never think about egg yolk in the same way again. If you get the chance, see this flick. But not on an empty stomach. (Seen 4 June 1987)
Tangled ★★★☆
Well, this is curious. It’s a computer-animated fairy tale, but it isn’t brimming with hip pop culture references or obvious winking at the audience. It’s a Disney feature-length cartoon that follows the studio’s long-established formula for modernizing fairy tales, but using up-to-the-minute tools more associated with spoofs like the Shrek movies. The studio was probably right not to call this Rapunzel, but I’m not sure Tangled is a great title either. But it does kind of capture the Broadway musical feel that has become the Disney trademark since 1989’s The Little Mermaid. (Good old reliable Alan Menken is still providing the melodies.) The main character (voiced by Mandy Moore) may still be called Rapunzel, but in this version she wields her extensive mane like a super-power, at times more reminiscent of Spider-man than a Disney princess of yore. The other comfortable Disney elements are there: wondrous spectacles, lots of stock clownish supporting characters, the small animal sidekick, a couple of fabulous chase/action set pieces, a sentimentally (spoiler alert!) happy ending and a truly disturbing villain. What is it with Disney, Sigmund Freud and mother figures? The character voiced by Donna Murphy may well scare children, but she is even more likely to send a few chills up the spines of grownups—especially those with deep-rooted parental issues. In the end, it is hard to find fault with this as an entertainment, and there is much to like. I was especially cracked up by the ruffian who aspired to be a mime. (Seen 28 January 2011)
Tapas ★★★☆
Tapas is a good title for this romantic comedy from Spain. Not only does a fair amount of the action take place in a tapas bar, but it’s a bit like getting served three or four small films, making the movie, as compared to a standard film, analogous to how tapas compare to a standard meal. It is also a bit like every movie, from American Graffiti to Crash, that weaves several intermingling storylines together. Lolo runs the bar and is more or less Spain’s answer to Archie Bunker. He’s rude, obnoxious, a bit ignorant and his wife is fed up. Raquel, a shopkeeper, has been split from her husband for two years and is trying to decide between the internet lover she has never met in the flesh and the young and passionate son of one of her customers. And matronly Conchi supplements her pension by dealing drugs and minds her ailing husband. And there’s more. The film, directed by José Corbacho and Juan Cruz, is wry, amusing and, by the finale, more than a bit touching. In the end, it is a celebration of love, no matter what the circumstances or what the age. Warning to certain U.S. AM radio hosts: you definitely won’t like at least one of the subplots. (Seen 20 February 2006)
Tara Road ★★☆☆
While some may dismiss the entertainment comfort food occasionally disparaged as “chick lit” (guilty!), sensible open-minded people don’t judge and, in fact, acknowledge that the genre has its place and is loved by many. No one was better at spinning these yarns of people’s (mainly women’s) lives with all the details of their loves and tribulations than the late novelist Maeve Binchy. It’s surprising more of her books and stories haven’t been adapted to the screen. (Among the ones that have been are Pat O’Connor’s Circle of Friends and Anthony Byrne’s How About You.) The premise of 2005’s Tara Road is ideal for exploring the emotional lives and challenges of well-to-do housewives. Andie MacDowell, a Connecticut college professor’s wife, mourns the tragic accidental death of her beloved teenage son. Olivia Williams has just found out her idyllic marriage to Dublin property manager Iain Glen is a sham. Because of a one-time connection between the two husbands, the women make contact and arrange a house swap for purposes of mutual escape from their sorrows. For each of them, new friends, culture shock, flirtations, major discoveries and revelations ensue. The screenplay by Cynthia Cidre (who would go on to write for the 2012 Dallas revival) and Shane Connaughton (whose many credits include the venerable UK soap Coronation Street) does a nice job of picking out the small details that befuddle Americans and the Irish when they first visit each other’s countries. Particularly well observed is MacDowell’s experience of the Irish manner of dealing with death. The main cast is international, but Irish actors turn up in supporting roles, including The Commitments veterans Maria Doyle Kennedy and Bronagh Gallagher. Doyle Kennedy was also in The Tudors, where her daughter and stepson were played by Sarah Bolger and Johnny Brennan. That pair is here also, playing sister and brother. Other prominent Irish thesps in the sprawling cast include Stephen Rea, as a possible love interest for MacDowell, and the formidable Brenda Fricker, as a sort of deux ex machina who sorts everything out tidily in the end. The director is Glaswegian Gillies MacKinnon, whose other films include Small Faces, Trojan Eddie, Hideous Kinky, The Escapist and the 2016 remake of Whisky Galore! Williams’s posh Dublin home was filmed where it was meant to be, in a tony Rathgar neighborhood. MacDowell’s home is also beautiful, but its setting looks nothing like Connecticut—probably because it was filmed in South Africa. (Seen 17 August 2021)
Tár úr steini (Tears of Stone) ★☆☆☆
It is always a challenge in films about artists to portray the creative process, particularly when the art is a non-visual one like musical composition. Tears of Stone’s solution to this is to show the composer Jón Leifs working furiously with superimposed images of musical notation and a crashing Icelandic sea while his music plays dramatically. There are too many passages like this where the filmmakers try to let Leifs’s music convey people’s feelings rather than dramatizing them. This Icelandic film (mostly in German) tells a true and harrowing story. As a pure Norseman living in Germany, Leifs was quite welcome as an artist when the Nazis came to power. But his wife was Jewish which put them and their two daughters in jeopardy. Intentionally or not, the film doesn’t paint a flattering portrait of Leifs while not helping us much to understand him. The liberal use of his music on the soundtrack asks us to feel but not comprehend. (Seen 3 June 1996)
Target Fascination ★★☆☆
If the title does not seem familiar to you, there is a reason. This is a brand new movie, completed just last week but which should be showing up in the near future at film festivals. Filmed in Sydney, it is the second feature of Australian brothers Dominic and Andrew Pelosi, who directed and wrote respectively. Their previous effort three years ago was a dark comedy called The Big Noise. This one is fairly dark as well, but it is definitely not a comedy. Joe Riley is an elderly man who has recently been released from prison. A couple of decades earlier, he committed a terrible crime. Working with a mediator named Clive, he is now preparing to meet the mother and sister of his victim and, in fact, have dinner with them at the mother’s house. Probably the best way to describe the movie is as a psychological drama since much of our interest comes from trying to work out what exactly is going on in the minds of the various characters. The pacing is deliberate and the focus is squarely on the actors, in the manner of European art films. Some of the dialogue has the feel of thoughtful stage play, as in an introductory scene where Joe visits his brother. As Joe, Darrell Hoffman has a great face for film. Gaunt and crevassed but with lively eyes, his visage conveys a lifetime of experience, not all of it good. As the mother Caroline, a woman whose life revolves around her large, well-kept garden, Pamela Eagleson is somewhat inscrutable. It is her actions throughout the drama that surprise us and keep us guessing at what is really going on in her mind. The story does not build up to any big cathartic moment as you might want too expect from a story about old wounds and the possibility of redemption. Nor is there any pat resolution. The film will be best appreciated by those who enjoy a meaty dramatic exploration of human beings at their most natural and most conflicted. As to what the filmmakers’ intentions ultimately are, our best clue may be the title, which is not explained in the movie but which is a term that has been used to describe fighter pilots who focus so intently on their targets that they actually fly into them. (Seen 13 July 2015)
Tár ★★★☆
More than once, the title character’s wife mentions the importance of “following the rules.” That seems to be what this masterfully made personal epic by writer/director Todd Field (his two-decades-later follow-up to In the Bedroom and Little Children) is about. First and foremost, though, it is an intense character study and psychological drama, but with Field’s work I always get the feeling that he is slipping some subtly profound worldview into his impressive artistry. If In the Bedroom was really all about DNA, is Tár really about the end of culture? A related question may be, is Field the most sneakily and effectively reactionary auteur making films today? On one hand, this is the paradigm of art films. It is about a trailblazing genius conductor and composer, and much of the running time is taken up with orchestra rehearsals and discussions. A large chunk of the film’s beginning is taken up with a real-time public interview with New Yorker writer Adam Gropnik, playing himself. The movie also has trappings of a suspense thriller. Lydia Tár (not so much portrayed as channeled by Cate Blanchett) is often seen jogging in dodgy and/or unpopulated areas, and she is regularly unnerved by strange sounds. Field has gone to great lengths to make Lydia real—not only with an extremely detailed biography (which may or may not be somewhat self-inflated) but with a carefully laid-out, complex and flawed set of character traits. Like the protagonist of a Shakespeare tragedy, her character is her downfall, but as in a Greek tragedy, her fate is also at the whim of the gods. Her undoing comes down to a generational shift in values—and that’s the reactionary part. She shows nothing but deference for her predecessor (Blanchett’s fellow former Indiana Jones villain Julian Glover), even to the point of paying for his personal car out of her own pocket. She has also kept on one of his favored associates much longer than she would have preferred. She reveres the long line of musical masters who came before her, leading her to defend a white male baroque icon to a student at the Juilliard School who dismisses him with, “As a BIPOC pangender, I have difficulty connecting with Bach.” As the film makes clear, the following generation—with its revised value system, omnipresent smartphones which record everything (and make editing easy), and social media spreading poison at lightspeed—will not have the same deference. Perhaps the film’s final image of an audience of alien grotesques evokes that looming shift? The unexpected denouement—a world away from Lydia’s Berlin and New York—does offer some hope for her. A cruise down a river explicitly alludes to, of all things, Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now and, by extension, its source, Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness. Her guide notes that the river’s non-native crocodiles “escaped from Marlon Brando movie.” When Lydia expresses surprise they would still be there after so many years, he replies, “They survive.” Just maybe so will she. (Seen 11 February 2023)
Tea with Mussolini ★★★☆
This sentimental quasi-autobiographical piece by Franco Zeffirelli falls not only into a long tradition of movies about Brits in Italy (cf. Room with a View, Stealing Beauty, etc. etc) but also into a more recent surge of charming, humorous comedies about life in fascist European countries during World War II (cf. Life Is Beautiful, Train of Life). The film milks our tear ducts shamelessly but gets away with it because of Zeffirelli’s unabashed sincerity and a wonderful cast. Maggie Smith is perfect as the overbearing and haughty self-appointed queen of the Anglo-Florentine roost. Cher is effective as a high living Jewish American socialite. Judi Dench, in a smaller role (but still larger than her Oscar-winning quickie turn in Shakespeare in Love), looks strangely like Simone Signoret in her last years. Especially touching is Joan Plowright, who plays a role somewhat similar to Fernanda Montenegro’s in Central Station. Her casting generates much resonance, particularly in a scene where this widow of the greatest Shakespearean actor of the century reads lines from Romeo and Juliet with the stand-in for the young Zeffirelli, who went on to make that play a massive popular entertainment in 1968. (Seen 16 June 1999)
Teaching Mrs. Tingle ★★☆☆
The directing debut of Kevin Williamson has this hot scriptwriter stretching his creative range from a TV soap opera about high school students (Dawson’s Creek) and slasher movies about high school students (two Scream movies, I Know What You Did etc.) all the way to a dark comedy about high school students. Actually, the tone and trappings are those of a horror movie, but in this case the bogeyman is a history teacher, played quite chillingly by the excellent Helen Mirren. This is a neat trick since, in every way that counts, the teacher is actually the victim and the students are the assailants. (It’s sort of like Misery but with the Kathy Bates character tied to the bed.) Since this is a dark comedy and it’s aimed at teens, it is to be expected that morality would get all turned around. But the movie actually needs to be darker still to get away with this, and a late title change suggests that it originally was meant to be—until real-life school tragedies started spoiling the fun. As the student who lets her academic ambitions get the best of her, Katie Holmes (Dawson’s Creek, Go) is okay, but she pales in comparison to Reese Witherspoon’s somewhat similar turn in the far superior Election. Anyway, Mirren’s Mrs. Tingle actually deserves a teaching award, if for no other reason than for trying to drill into her students the true meaning of the frequently misused word irony. (Seen 18 September 1999)
Team America: World Police ★★★☆
If magazine writer Susan Orlean and orchid thief John Laroche were taken aback by the wildly imagined fictional versions of themselves in Adaptation, just imagine the reactions of everyone from Alec Baldwin to Helen Hunt to Michael Moore to Hans Blix to Kim Jong Il to the late Peter Jennings, if and when they saw Team America. Created by the South Park guys (Trey Parker directed and co-wrote with Matt Stone and Pam Brady), this movie is juvenile and offensive, in the way that only truly adolescent minds can evoke. And I mean that in a good way. With Arab and Asian caricatures, a humorous song about AIDS and non-stop graphic sexual references, there is truly something here to offend everyone. So, it is a bit of a surprise that, in the last reel, the film actually comes up with a fairly cogent political statement. Of course, I can’t repeat it verbatim because every noun and verb in the original formulation is disgustingly filthy. But I will attempt to paraphrase it. Basically, the movie says, right-wingers and militarists are idiot jerks and even downright dangerous, but sometimes they are good to have around when someone really evil comes along. That is about as balanced and well-reasoned as movies get these days. That aside, the best thing about the movie is its knowing and relentless skewering of the acting profession and, even more so, movie conventions. Particularly memorable is a love song that keeps getting distracted by its loathing for Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor. The puppets are amazingly expressive, and the characterizations are spot on. Particularly fine is the group’s leader/mentor, with a perpetual something-on-the-rocks glued to his hand. Voice artist Daran Norris sounds strangely like John O’Hurley (the fictionalized J. Peterman on Seinfeld), who in turn sounds like the late Phil Hartman doing an impression of Charlton Heston. (Seen 22 September 2005)
Tears of the Sun ★★★☆
This movie wasn’t even on my radar until I caught a review of it in The Irish Times which, predictably for a European newspaper, lambasted it for having too favorable a view of the American military. Featuring Bruce Willis (in monosyllabic military macho mode) as the star only added fuel to the fire. In truth, this movie by Antoine Fuqua (The Replacement Killers, Training Day) is an old-fashioned one. It is the one about the quiet, reluctant heroes (sometimes cowboys, sometimes as here soldiers) who against their better judgment (or, as here, against orders) lead a group of hapless civilians to safety. The movie is fairly topical since it plays on western guilt for not getting involved in such violent civil wars as Rwanda’s. (This movie is set in a fictional African country, which the screenwriters call “Nigeria.”) To be sure, this is a movie fantasy of a war. The Americans inflict no inadvertent civilian casualties and have no friendly fire incidents, and the people they liberate are tearfully grateful. Still, the carnage it depicts is true enough to life. Like most other war movies, it means to show us the horror of war, and it does. But, refreshingly, it means to show us something more. It also shows us the horror when we don’t go to war. (Seen 24 September 2003)
Ted Bundy ★★☆☆
At the end of this creepy movie (and I don’t think this is a spoiler since it was in all the newspapers) Ted Bundy is executed in Florida’s electric chair. I don’t know how accurate it is, but Bundy is prepared by having cotton stuffed in his orifices so as not to soil himself. The parallel is obvious: the panicky Bundy is now being violated and killed in a way that is superficially similar to the way he violated and killed scores of young women. I suppose it is left for the viewer to see this either as a comment on capital punishment or, simply, as an eye for an eye. Clearly, Bundy and evil people like him are the best case a person can make in favor of state executions. This film by Matthew Bright is unsettling in its black comic approach to Bundy’s story. Instead of the standard suspenseful music over his numerous attacks and murders, we get cheerful music. And the numbers of murders (more than 28 were confirmed, but he probably killed more than 100) we have to watch start to become ridiculous in their repetitiveness and frequency. The image of Bundy haunts because of his bland good looks and apparent normal-ness. In the title role, Michael Reilly Burke looks a young Christopher Reeve with an occasional Michael Keaton-like grin. But the truly scary thing about this movie is the way it shows how easy it was for Bundy to find his victims, commit his crimes, and elude capture for years—not to mention escaping twice after his initial arrest. (Seen 11 October 2002)
Teenage Kicks ★★☆☆
In my reviews of really good short films, I often find myself wishing that they were expanded to feature-length. This 2016 flick by Australian filmmaker Craig Boreham may be an argument that some stories work better in a shorter format. It began life as a 20-minute short in 2009 called Drowning, and that was certainly a much better title than Teenage Kicks, in that if referenced the pivotal moment of both versions in which the angst-ridden protagonist Mik jumps into a swimming pool and chooses to stay on the bottom. This version expands Mik’s story so that we better understand his guilt, his torment, his desperate need for acceptance and approval, and particularly his sexual confusion. Miles Szanto reprises the role of 17-year-old Mik, and—thanks to his thin, taut body and luxuriously long hair—he just about gets away with it, despite now being seven years older. This is the kind of movie that requires Mik and his friend Dan (Daniel Webber) to slip off their shirts (and sometimes more) at regular intervals. And as the title promises, there is no shortage of rebellion, drug-taking, self-pleasuring and experimental fumbling of all sorts. While the story veers occasionally into over-the-top melodrama, Szanto has a vulnerable magnetism that keeps us on board most of the time. The plot’s trajectory gives every indication of heading to really bad place, so it’s a bit of a relief when things work out better than we could have hoped. Unfortunately, that’s also a weakness. In the latter stretch, something quite horrible happens between Dan and Mik, the sort of thing that would normally end a friendship forever. Yet in the very next scene they seem to have already gotten over it. This flick has a lot of the earmarks of many coming-of-age films in general, including Simon Baker’s more recent (and superior) Australian adaptation of Tim Winton’s Breath. It is probably even more reminiscent—mainly for the way in which a black-haired scion of immigrants is drawn to his golden-haired pal—of Roger Michell and Hanif Kureishi’s The Buddha of Suburbia. One hopes to see more of the charismatic Szanto. Webber, meanwhile, has since played Lee Harvey Oswald in the 11.22.63 miniseries and landed a part in Marvel’s The Punisher series. (Seen 1 September 2019)
Teenage Kicks: The Undertones ★★☆☆
If you are unfamiliar with The Undertones (as I was), you could be forgiven for suspecting early on that this BBC documentary is a Spinal Tap-style parody of a punk band from (of all places) the Bogside district of Derry, Northern Ireland. Even The Missus, who was in the right time and place to be tuned into this minor pop phenomenon of the late 1970s and early 1980s, was as clueless as I was. (Let’s face it, when it comes to being in tune with her surrounding cultural context, my better half is right up there with George W. Bush.) But lots of people, who were more clued into the punk music scene than we were, will have no trouble remembering these lads, particularly those who lived in Ireland and the UK. This quintet of moptops more or less modeled themselves after the Ramones, and their signature tune, the titular “Teenage Kicks” sounds to me a lot like Blondie’s “One Way or Another.” And they toured America with The Clash. Their history involves the de rigueur commercial rise and fall as well as the inevitable falling out and breaking up. But the film has more than merely nostalgic interest because of where this band came from and the time it existed in. While punks in other countries were merely trying to escape mediocre, unexciting pop music, these lads and the rest of their cohort were seeking musical respite from The Troubles. This dimension gives the film some much needed weight to balance its mostly fluffy pop fan tone. (Seen 11 February 2002)
Tel Aviv on Fire ★★☆☆
Is there an official sub-genre category for comedies about frequent crossings of an absurd and tragic border that divides a community? I am not aware of such a movie about the Northern Ireland border (yet), but there is the case of Peter Timm’s zany 1986 comedy Meier about a paperhanger who juggles a double life between East and West Berlin. Now we have this flick by Sameh Zoabi which, despite the sound of the title, is not a provocative political tract but rather a gentle and thoughtful parody. Within the film Tel Aviv on Fire is the name of a melodramatic TV soap opera produced in Ramallah on the West Bank. While aimed at an Arab audience, its story of intrigue, espionage and passionate romance set against the 1967 war also draws Israeli viewers of all stripes. Kais Nashif plays Salam, a seemingly aimless fellow who has been hired by his uncle to be a gofer on the set, mainly on the strength of his command of Hebrew. (One of the main characters is an Israeli general.) He finds himself in over his head, though, after suddenly getting appointed as the new writer because of his plot suggestions. Things get complicated when the Israeli military guy in charge of the border crossing (Salam commutes to work from East Jerusalem) finds out what he does and becomes personally invested in influencing the storyline—inevitably in a way at odds with the show’s Palestinian backers. The film is a wonderful breath of fresh air in that takes us into communities completely opaque to us who only know Israel and the West Bank from (invariably grim) foreign news reports. The film is charming and amusing, though the jokes at times can get uncomfortable—such as when a laugh is mined from Arab resistance to acknowledging the Holocaust. Hapless Salam is drawn increasingly in different directions as he tries to negotiate a climax to his story in way that does not land him in a world of trouble—and at the same time get back with an old girlfriend. In the end, the fraught history of the territory is by no means resolved or fixed in this movie, but there is at least some kind of sense of two communities managing to co-exist for the time being. We also learn something about what it’s like to be an Arab in Israel and also quite a bit about humous. (Seen 11 July 2019)
Le Temps qui reste (Time to Leave) ★★☆☆
Now here’s a film that actually says a lot about the state of Europe in general and about the state of France, specifically. In fact, you can tell a whole lot about cultures by observing the differences between their movies about dying people. The protagonist of this film, Romain, is a young, talented Parisian with a glamorous job and a rising star. But out of the blue he finds out he has maybe three months to live. The point of the movie then becomes: what will he do with the titular remaining time. He makes one very good choice, which is visiting his grandmother, who is played by the always radiant Jeanne Moreau, who is now in her late 70s. Oddly, of all his family and close friends, she is the only one he actually tells he is dying. As they discuss life and death, we are reminded of nothing so much as Moreau’s iconic role in Truffaut’s Jules and Jim, and a big film circle is closed. Otherwise, Romain breaks off contact with his loved ones with no explanation, preferring apparently to die alone. But, in one of those strange movie plot twists, he gets the opportunity to leave something of legacy. Will he take it or will he choose to disappear completely from the world? The answer to that one says as much about humanity in general as it does about the French. (Seen 12 July 2006)
Le Temps retrouvé (Time Regained) ★★☆☆
Stop. Wait a minute before you bite into that madeleine. Viewers, lured into seeing this movie for the chance to glimpse such beauties as Catherine Deneuve, Emmanuelle Béart, Arielle Dombasle and Vincent Pérez, after sitting through 158 minutes of this (169 in the original French release) may find the title ironic at best, tauntingly cruel at worst. It is difficult to think of many other works of literature that would seem more unfilmable than Marcel Proust’s life oeuvre Remembrance of Things Past. An asthmatic invalid from the age of 35, Proust spent a lot of time in his own head, which didn’t particularly make for linear narrative. But if any filmmaker is up to this challenge, it may be Chilean-born Raúl Ruiz, who has made some pretty weird flicks in the course of his 40-year directing career. He takes about the only course he can, which is to turn Proust into an early 20th century Billy Pilgrim unstuck in time, as in George Roy Hill’s adaptation of Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five. I can’t imagine if this will appeal to audiences not already familiar with Proust, but the photography is certainly nice. It is a good indication of the tone of the film that John Malkovich is on hand as the creepy Charlus, and he fits in just perfectly. Indeed, a good alternate title for this film might have been Being Marcel Proust. (Seen 28 May 2000)
10 ★★★☆
Boy, this movie sure looks a heck of a lot different on the far side of 40 than it does on the underside. Come to think of it, it is amusing to think about the fact that this movie about a male middle-age crisis is now more or less the same age as the character Dudley Moore played at the time. This is the first of a trio of insightful, entertaining and rather personal films (the subsequent ones were S.O.B. and Victor/Victoria) that Blake Edwards made in the middle of a long string of slapstick Pink Panther comedies. Most people probably remember 10 for the debut of 22-year-old Bo Derek and those shots of her running on a beach with her blonde hair in cornrow braids. In fact, I bet many people don’t even remember that Edwards’s better half, Julie Andrews, shared top billing with Moore—even though her role stands out much more for me on a fresh viewing. As a film, this falls into the genre called l’amour fou, but it is also a textbook “sex comedy” in that the whole story is essentially about a man trying and failing to have sex. Moore did such a good job playing a drunk here that he went on to the title role in Arthur (a role, incidentally like this one, originally meant for George Segal) and a sequel. Those drunk scenes, of course, are part of the standard Edwards portfolio, which also includes spectacular pratfalls, amiable boozy conversations and a host of great supporting players, which here includes Brian Dennehy as a pleasantly genial bartender, Dee Wallace (three years before she was the mom in E.T.) as a needy barfly and Max Showalter as a showbiz-aspiring reverend among many others. The bar scenes also gave Moore a nice opportunity to show off his own considerable skill as a pianist. Amid all the comedy, though, there is a clear intent of social commentary (among the artistic well-to-do denizens of Beverly Hills and Malibu) and examination of male psychology. Through the device of a psychiatrist visit, we learn that Moore’s fixation on Derek imagines her to be a virgin (not bloody likely in the particular time and place) and that he envies his gay songwriting partner (nicely played by Robert Webber) for having a pretty boy toy, signaling that his obsession is less about sex than about youth. Still, my impression is that this movie was a major hit because audiences embraced the fantasy more than the explication. Does that mean that the film completely objectifies Derek’s character? In fairness, though she gets no lines until well into the second half of the film’s running time, she actually turns out to be a well-rounded and interesting person. If anybody was inserted as pure eye candy, it would be former US Marine Sam J. Jones, who plays Derek’s hunky bridegroom. He gets no lines at all, but the following year he would go on to the title role in the Dino De Laurentiis-produced Flash Gordon. (Seen 26 February 2021)
10 Things I Hate About You ★★☆☆
From things I had heard, I expected this movie to be vulgar and offensive, perhaps something along the lines of Cruel Intentions but in a regular high school. So I was delightfully surprised to find that, despite a few requisite elements like a bit of teen smoking, drinking, swearing, etc., this movie is actually fairly wholesome and old-fashioned. It certainly has an impeccable pedigree since it is a contemporary update to a literary classic (Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew) à la Clueless and the aforementioned Cruel Intentions. The funny thing, though, is that the film’s high school setting (Tacoma, Washington’s very photogenic Stadium High School renamed—in one of a whole bunch of bard references—Padua High), its opposites-attract lovers (one Australian), and a few wacky faculty members make it seem a lot like Grease but with younger actors and without the 1950s shtick. TV sitcom director Gil Junger provides two extraordinary moments in the course of the film. One is when Joseph Gordon-Levitt (3rd Rock from the Sun) realizes that he has been thoughtlessly used by the object of his affections. The other comes near the end when Julia Stiles, a very good actor, reads the poem that gives the film its title. These scenes alone make the flick worth checking out. (Seen 15 April 1999)
10,000 Saints ★★☆☆
Sex! Drugs! Rock and roll! This flick has all of them and, as it recounts the travails of an alienated teenager leaving small-town Vermont to go live with his freewheeling irresponsible dad in the heart of New York’s 1980s music scene, you might expect it to be a tale of outlandish adventures or maybe even a raucous comedy. Instead, it has the feel of a scrupulous recounting of a true story or maybe something of a counterculture soap opera. Faithfully following the source novel by Eleanor Henderson, co-directors/writers Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini (American Splendor, The Nanny Diaries) are intent on recreating the backdrop of NYC’s East Village in 1980s with emphasis on its music scene and the lead-up to the Tompkins Square Park Riot. In the foreground, however, it is an idiosyncratically American story of a teenager whose coming of age involves drugs, death, pregnancy and parents who are still coping with the consequences of rejecting the previous generation’s mistakes. The central character, Jude, is played with suitably dazed glumness—not to mention embarrassing hair—by English actor Asa Butterfield, and the casting is spot on—not only because of striking the right attitude and accent but also because he looks exactly the right age. Hailee Steinfeld (Butterfield’s costar from Ender’s Game) does a fine job as his more worldly sort-of stepsister. Canadian actor Avan Jogia (lately seen playing King Tut in a TV miniseries) is Jude’s sweet but hapless best bud, Teddy. Emile Hirsch is Teddy’s rockin’ Hare Krishna older brother. And Jude’s dad is the go-to actor for dads still doing their own growing up, Ethan Hawke. One wants this movie to grab us way more than it does. It begs for a flashier visual style to equate the energy of the music scene at the time. Instead, the pacing ends up compacting way too many plot details, giving us the sensation that we are watching excerpts from a much longer movie. (Seen 25 September 2015)
The Terminal ★★☆☆
Since the turn of the turn of the millennium, mega-successful director/producer Steven Spielberg, having dazzled a couple of generations with fantastical magic and also finally winning Oscars (for Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan), has set about making movies that can best be described as ordinary. I don’t mean that in a bad way. It’s just that he began focusing on movies that did not demand the attention of his summer blockbusters or his Oscar winners. Genre movies like Catch Me If You Can and Munich. The Terminal was his Eastern European comedy, with a story that demanded to be called Kafka-esque. It gave Tom Hanks another chance to play an innocent abroad in the big, crazy world and to affect an accent. The fact is, the movie which demands that we see how absurd the world of rules and regulations is, is undermined by Spielberg’s polished style and the all-too-famous faces that populate it. If any project was meant for a low budget and unknown actors, this was it. That is not to say it is a bad film. It’s just that it becomes sentimental when the humor should turn its darkest. Hanks plays a tourist from one of those European countries that, in real life, would barely be mentioned on U.S. television, even it were having a coup or were at war, but which seems to be the predominate concern of news channels playing in the titular terminal. A diplomatic anomaly makes Hanks stateless upon landing at JFK and he is obliged to live in the terminal for weeks. Clearly, this is an allegory about the little guy and the oppressive forces of The System (here personified by the very bureaucratic Stanley Tucci). But the pleasingly low-key film is undermined by an ending that mixes its messages about what it all means. (Seen 24 October 2009)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ★★☆☆
Here’s another question I’m not supposed to ask. If, in the future, when computers have taken over the world and they have mastered time travel and they use that technology to try to prevent the rise of a human rebel leader but fail, why wouldn’t they just keep going back to the same point in time until they get it right? Sorry, forget I asked. This third installment in the Terminator series is fun enough and necessary viewing for fans of the earlier films. But because not only is the characters’ past already so well known but so is their future, the film suffers from a heavy sense of déjà vu, which is abetted by the fact that director Jonathan Mostow (U-571) follows James Cameron’s first sequel all too closely. It’s like, well, it’s like someone has come back in time from the future and already told us how it is all going to turn out. And, while Cameron’s very original movie had its quirky sense of humor, it played its story straight and deadly serious. But now The Terminator is so ingrained into our popular culture that Mostow almost has no choice but to let Arnold Schwarzenegger became a figure of self-parody. He’s gone from being an object of absolute fear to being the comedy relief. But the film’s playfulness with the series’s conventions has its bright points, like the way it has fun with the fact that Terminators arrive back in time with no clothes. And it’s about time they got a female Terminator (who looks like a supermodel)! (Seen 6 August 2003)
Terminator Salvation ★★☆☆
I promised myself ages ago that the first thing I would do in writing about this movie, when the time came, would be to praise the guy who did the lighting. But I have become convinced that the infamous internet video showing Christian Bale tearing the lighting guy a new one was actually what they call in the industry a “publicity stunt” to raise the profile of the movie. I base this conclusion on the following facts: 1) Bale did not break character once during his tirade, including sticking with his American accent (the actor being, of course, an Englishman), and 2) nobody actually seems to have done any lighting in this movie. A lot of people have been down on Terminator Salvation, but it’s actually pretty darn good. Mark Kermode seems to have dismissed it entirely because it was directed by someone named McG, and he has a point only because, in the opening credits where the words are all caps, it comes out as MCG and makes it look as if it were directed by a corporation. But the bottom line is that movie holds the attention, gives a couple of thrills, never becomes completely embarrassing and it pays homage where it has to to James Cameron’s 1984 popcorn-munching original classic. Beyond that, it has an interesting Road Warrior-meets-Transformers vibe going on. Another jibe has been that Bale uses his Batman voice throughout instead of his Bruce Wayne voice, but that’s okay. His performance makes him look and sound eerily like Kevin McKidd’s shell-shocked war veteran character on Grey’s Anatomy. Adding to the interesting touches is the appearance of Jane Alexander, whose role is so by-the-way that one suspects most of it wound up on the cutting room floor or else she was being set up for something in the next sequel. But the mere sight of her resonates because of her role in a very different type of apocalyptic movie that came out around the time of the original Terminator movie, 1983’s Testament. Among other things, she reminds us that the overall story told by this movie series is darn near playing out in real time. (Seen 24 June 2009)
La Teta y la Luna (The Tit and the Moon) ★★☆☆
Spanish directors have a certain knack for telling intriguing stories about childhood (cf. Cría Cuervos, Spirit of the Beehive). While watching this one, I couldn’t help asking myself, “Gee, why wasn’t my childhood like this?” Jealous of his infant brother, nine-year-old Tete is obsessed with women’s breasts. In his fantasy world, women in shop windows bare theirs to him and the beautiful French woman in the caravan by the beach feeds him (at a distance!) with hers. This quirky tale of childhood confusion, young love, and awakening sexuality is the third of a trilogy by Bigas Luna which also includes Jamón Jamón and Huevos de Oro. In a strange way, it goes a long way in explaining the psyche of the Latin male. (Seen 24 May 1997)
Texasville ★★☆☆
You ever notice how, when they do special reunion episodes of old sitcoms, they turn out to be way more serious than the original shows were? Well, when Peter Bogdanovich made a two-decade-later sequel (but set three decades later) to his acclaimed drama The Last Picture Show, he followed his rather bleak black-and-white tale of small-town Texas life with a wry, amusing sitcom in color. Both flicks were drawn from Larry McMurtry novels, and the chief pleasures of both derive from the author’s knack for drawing vivid, eccentric and endearing characters. The main attraction of the sequel is finding out what happened to the surviving characters of the original. The first film was set against the Korean war and a dying town on the home front. The follow-up, which arrived after a dozen seasons of Dallas had appeared on our small screens, was in the context of a Texas oil boom and the midpoint of the Reagan administration. To the extent that there is a plot, it involves Duane Jackson’s midlife crisis and how it becomes intensified by the return of Jacy Farrow, the high school girlfriend who broke his heart all those years ago. His small oil company is teetering on collapse, his children and grandchildren are beyond control, and he and his wife Karla have settled into a routine that doesn’t even pretend to include fidelity. Mostly we follow Duane around in his pickup, one aimless day after another in and out of one befuddling situation after another. Our expectations of a middle-age romantic reconnection for him and Jacy are complicated by how Jacy and Karla are immediately drawn to each other. As Duane, Jeff Bridges’s main job is to provide plenty of good-natured, head-shaking reactions. As Karla, Annie Potts delivers her trademark zingers and sidelong glances. As Jacy, Cybill Shepherd is still jaded but also more sympathetic after a tragic loss. Ellen Burstyn opted not to return as Jacy’s dipsomaniac mother, but Timothy Bottoms and Randy Quaid are on hand for their own midlife issues. Eileen Brennan, the waitress with a sympathetic ear, is back too, though she is mainly window dressing. In 1951 everyone hung out at her café. In 1984 they all meet up at the Dairy Queen. Fortunately, Cloris Leachman (who, along with Ben Johnson, won an Oscar for the first movie) gets more screen time and a happy-ish update for her character. Now that Bogdanovich is gone (nearly two years now), there probably won’t be more sequels, though McMurtry did write three more books about Duane (whose surname is Moore in the books) and the fictional town of Thalia, which was called Anarene in the movies after a real Texas ghost town. (Seen 29 November 2023)
That Darn Cat! ★★☆☆
While not the first title that springs to mind when thinking of classic 1960s Disney live-action flicks, this one is certainly representative. It has many of the Disney regulars, led by Hayley Mills and Dean Jones. And at this remove it is an effective time capsule into early 1960s youth culture. It may seem strange that surfing-obsessed teens would be driving around landlocked Fresno, California, with board in tow, but I can attest that this actually did happen in the San Joaquin Valley of the time. Less explicable is why every other resident of Fresno (Mills, Roddy McDowall, Elsa Lanchester) has an English accent. The cast is great. In addition to the aforementioned, we have such stalwarts as William Demarest as Lanchester’s fed-up husband, Richard Deacon as an apoplectic drive-in manager, Ed Wynn as a neurotic jeweler, blonde bombshell Dorothy Provine and Neville Brand and Frank Gorshin as crooks that are fairly scary for a light family entertainment. Of special interest to Dark Shadows fans is the participation of Grayson Hall in the small but pivotal role of the kidnapped bank teller who sets things in motion by slipping her wrist watch around the neck of the titular meandering feline. (Seen 19 December 2008)
That They May Face the Rising Sun ★★★☆
Joe Ruttledge, a writer, has moved from London with his wife Kate, an artist, back to the rural Irish community of his youth. About midway through this gorgeously shot movie, a local codger asks the author how his latest book is coming along and what it’s about. No drama, says Joe, “just the day to day.” So, yes, this is a movie that literally reviews itself. The screenplay by Eamon Little and director Pat Collins is drawn from the final novel of John McGahern who, like Joe, left England with his wife to settle on a lakeside farm. (Published in 2002, the novel was called By the Lake in the US.) The narrative forms a portrait of remote country life over the course of a year. Joe and Kate are younger and more modern than their neighbors, but it’s not quite a fish-out-of-water story, as these people are Joe’s relations and/or acquaintances from his youth. The point is made, though, that you never quite fit in the same way once you’ve left and come back, and what dramatic tension exists in the narrative is from a circumstance that has the couple pondering a possible move back to London. Their welcoming house is frequent destination for visitors, mostly older men in search of a cup of tea, a snack, a smoke and/or a bit of chat. The characters are by turns amusing, feisty, poignant and always stuck in their ways. An alternate tale of an Irishman coming home is embodied by Johnny Murphy (played evocatively by Sean McGinley), forced to leave home years before, when his brother married, and now recently let go from the English factory where he’d worked for years. The sweet performances mark a reunion for McGinley and Barry Ward (who plays Joe), as they memorably played father and son 30 years ago in the gritty BBC Roddy Doyle-penned series Family. There are many other lovely performances, including Anna Bederke as patient Kate, Phillip Dolan as Johnny’s brother Jamesie and, particularly, Lalor Roddy as self-tormented Patrick. The film’s overall impression is that of a place dying on the vine, and yet its people find small joys in their relationships, their social occasions and a pervasive sense of humor. No such rendering of Irish rural life would be complete without a funeral and a burial, and in this case we even get to see in detail a corpse prepared at home for the wake as well as the digging of the grave (upon which the words in the title are uttered). An image that gets repeated throughout the movie and which endures in the memory is that of an old man walking his bicycle slowly down a tree-lined dirt lane. McGahern hailed from the Leitrim-Cavan border, but the film’s breathtaking scenery is from parts of County Galway I know well. The cinematography (by Richard Kendrick) alone is worth the ticket price. It is no surprise that the movie avoids the usual traps of films about rural Ireland, as much of director Collins’s work has been in documentaries, including John McGahern: A Private World, released in 2005, shortly before the writer’s death at 71. (Seen 26 April 2024)
That Thing You Do! ★★★☆
That Thing You Do! makes a nice companion piece to Grace of My Heart as another affectionate, nostalgic look at American pop music in the 1960s. It effectively evokes a time when every teenage boy, inspired by the Beatles, wanted to start his own rock’n’roll band in the garage. The period is lovingly recreated, largely through the camera’s lingering over appliances! And, while the energy and enthusiasm are akin to Bye Bye Birdie, in the end this lighthearted but bittersweet charting of the rise of the fictional Wonders could qualify as the official Hollywood remake of The Commitments. As the drummer who gives the band its spark, Tom Everett Scott grins and mugs like, well, a young Tom Hanks (who wrote and directed). As the moody lead singer, Jonathon Schaech is much less threatening than he was in The Doom Generation. And Liv Tyler is much less objectified, and hence more appealing, than she was in Stealing Beauty. We are regularly reminded who is in charge of the film. Hanks’s wife Rita Wilson has a role as does his erstwhile Bosom Buddies co-star Peter Scolari as a poor man’s Ed Sullivan. The star of Apollo 13 has even managed to work Gus Grissom into the story! (Seen 28 September 1996)
Thelma ★★☆☆
This flick is an interesting and entertaining combination of meta-home movie, geriatric take on action flicks, a rumination on the challenges and frustrations of old age, and mostly a tribute to writer/director Josh Margolin’s grandmother. The real-life Thelma is the 103-year-old widow of filmmaker Ted Post, whose lengthy directorial c.v. includes Magnum Force, Hang ’Em High and the original Beneath the Planet of the Apes. His photo appears in the fictional Thelma’s apartment which, as I understand, is also the real Thelma’s apartment. You can glimpse some footage of the real Thelma if you are patient enough to sit through the closing credits. The fictional Thelma is played by June Squibb, the busy late-blooming nonagenarian movie star whose films include About Schmidt and Nebraska (for which she was nominated for an Oscar). Inspired by an actual incident, the film recounts how pugnacious, independent Thelma falls victim to a telephone scam and, in the best action hero tradition, decides take matters into her own hands and go after the bad guys herself. Her skeptical partner in late-in-life vigilantism is none other than the late Richard Roundtree, star of the 1971 action flick Shaft. Also figuring in the plot is a face from another iconic 1971 movie, Malcolm McDowell of A Clockwork Orange fame (later newly infamous as Soran, the man who killed Capt. Kirk in Star Trek: Generations). The heart of the film, though, is the sweet relationship between Thelma and her grandson Danny (Fred Hechinger), whose portrayal of an insecure 24-year-old is downright heart-rending. Also wringing their hands and freaking out over Thelma’s activities are Danny’s over-analyzing parents (indie film stalwarts Parker Posey and Clark Gregg), completing what is perhaps the definitive 21st-century Californian family portrait. To the extent that this is an “action” movie, it’s a deliberate and slow-moving one, but there definite rewards in spotting how the genre’s tropes have been lovingly adapted for the dotage years, including a mobility scooter in place of the usual muscle motorcycle. Particularly well done is a climatic explosion behind the two heroes as they walk blithely away from the scene of their meted-out justice. The movie features an array of great character-actor faces, including Nicole Byer and Quinn Beswick as a pair of concerned nursing home employees, Bunny Levine as a serene old acquaintance with memory issues, and David Giuliani as “Starey Gary.” (Seen 25 July 2024)
Thelma & Louise ★★★☆
Talk about a movie looking and sounding more relevant than ever a quarter-century later. After the recent Supreme Court Justice confirmation, this seminal work by Ridley Scott (who, as my kid informs me, is the first and predominant name to come up if you Google “Scott’s Movies”) feels as though it could have been conceived and made in the past month. It is difficult to work out to what extent Callie Khouri’s screenplay anticipated evolving societal attitudes versus how much the resulting movie actually influenced them. In any event, the film definitely caught the zeitgeist, and its title immediately got absorbed into the English language as shorthand for women taking charge of their own lives. The genius of the story conceptually is that Khouri sends her titular gal pals on a narrative journey that is as classic and American as anything John Ford or Howard Hawkes ever made. They are essentially Butch and Sundance on the run from the hordes of men who refused to leave them alone. Instead of encroaching civilization or modern ways or land barons with their fences, it is toxic masculinity that persecutes them. Looking only for a brief weekend escape for a girls’ getaway at a borrowed cabin, they get only a couple of hours from home before they run smack dab into American rape culture. Then they are fugitives in the best western tradition. Call them toxic-masculinity avengers. Back home their life partners are thoughtless and self-absorbed. Male strangers want only to ogle or fondle. Even the cute, charming, young rogue, who gives Thelma the best night of her entire life (Brad Pitt in his breakout role), ends up making off with all their money. If Dennis Hopper’s 1960s counterculture road movie Easy Rider had his heroes get blown away by an evil pickup driver, well, Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon strike back by blowing up the rig of their highway harasser in a massive explosion. Like Charles Bronson in Death Wish, they’re fed up and not going to take it anymore, and they’re not going to worry about the technical niceties of the law. Because the characters come across as authentic and the story is involving, the movie avoids the appearance of being overtly political—even though it really is. Texas-born Khouri has the Southwest patter and attitude down, but it is Englishman Scott who visually puts it all in the proper cinematic tradition. Thelma and Louise’s world is all diners, motels, bars and gas stations along roads clogged with trucks and motorcycles. Their flight takes them into wastelands and endless plantations of oil rigs, finally bursting through to the monumental landscapes of the Great Southwest. At Moab, Utah (standing in for Arizona), they make their final escape into mid-air so that they can be frozen in frame forever like Butch and Sundance. Personal note: in this film’s location shooting, the southern San Joaquin Valley stood in for Oklahoma. When Thelma robs a roadside market, it is just a few miles from where I myself grew up. Never did home look so alien. (Seen 26 October 2018)
There’s Something About Mary ★★☆☆
As an American abroad, I just have to say that I am completely embarrassed by the tasteless and salacious filth that is disseminated not only at home but all over the world so that people in other countries are left to wonder what kind of culture is so perverse as to entertain itself in this twisted way. But enough about the Starr report. As for There’s Something About Mary, there are some really funny bits in this movie. The kind of things you remember days later and then laugh at all over again, while people stare at you and wonder what’s wrong. This latest spawn from Bobby and Peter Farrelly (who will be forever known as “the Dumb and Dumber guys”) relies on shock value for its biggest laughs, but it also gets a fair amount of mileage from anticipation of the next big gag. For example, a psychiatrist’s odd remark early on about highway rest stops pays off handsomely later on. Of course, this is an unadulterated “guy movie,” but strangely (probably because of its entry into previously uncharted territory about very personal male stuff) it appears to hold some fascination for at least a few women. But instead of relying on wit and sympathetic characters as The Wedding Singer did, Mary mines its laughs from things we all find hilarious, i.e. handicapped people, stalkers, serial killers, and cruelty to small animals. The true audience for this film is made clear by an unlikely reference (involving a dog on speed) to those icons of guy humor, The Three Stooges. (Seen 25 September 1998)
They Came Together ★★☆☆
The problem with a movie that exists mainly to lampoon a particular film genre is that, after a certain point, there gets to be little difference between the spoof and a poorly executed example of the target genre. Commercially successful spoofs, like the Airplane! movies or the Scary Movie series, get around this by raising the anarchy level and the production of sight gags to a pace that leaves the viewer with little time to think too much. This flick by David Wain, a veteran of the comedy troupe The State, takes a braver and more difficult tack. It derives its humor by having the characters continually comment on the clichés they are participating in. And he certainly couldn’t have asked for better leads to deconstruct the modern romcom in Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler. They nearly have the words postmodern irony tattooed on their foreheads. The setup is that Rudd and Poehler are having dinner with another couple and begin talking about how they met. It was just like a romantic comedy, they laugh and then proceed to make that pronouncement as literal as possible. She’s a klutz, he has commitment issues, she has a quirky little shop and he works for a greedy megacorporation, etc. When pointing out well-worn romcom clichés starts to feel stale, poop gags and/or (once) shocking language fills the gaps. Lots of familiar and funny people fill in the numerous supporting roles, and things never get tedious. Still, it basically feels like it’s made for people who don’t have any friends to watch romcoms with so that they can make snide comments about them. (Seen 27 August 2014)
They Shall Not Grow Old ★★★☆
Something amazing happens not quite a half-hour into this film. Up to that point, we have been watching old, jerky, scratchy, black-and-white footage of British soldiers enlisting and training for the Great War while listening to archival audio interviews with men who there. This is interesting in its own right, but once the soldiers arrive in Belgium, there is a gasp-inducing transformation. The screen ratio expands from almost-square to the modern cinema standard. The images bloom into full color. The movements of men and machines become much more natural. We hear the sound of the equipment and the chatter of the infantry. It’s like that moment in a feature film where an old photograph is made to morph from a vintage image frozen in time into a recreated setting populated by actors in costume. These, however, are not actors. Peter Jackson, who transported us to a world of Middle-earth fantasy war in The Lord of the Rings, here transports us back in time a full century through the magic of technology. The images have been cleaned up and colorized frame by frame. Computers have intelligently filled gaps in frames to get rid of the jerkiness of films of the era. Lip readers have worked out the words captured visibly but not audibly, allowing actors (carefully cast to represent correct geographical accents) to give these ghosts their voices. Of course, this is in the end all so much window dressing, but it is stunning how real and immediate Jackson and his team have made this history. What is equally amazing is how much footage exists of these men, of their daily lives in the four-year conflict and of actual battles. Even though the worst of the conflagration may not have been actually captured (some gaps are filled through inventive use of illustrations), we see enough shooting, explosions and, most harrowingly, mangled bodies of young men to get a sense of the horror. What shines through, though, is the quintessentially British tone of the survivors’ voices. The matter-of-fact way of describing a terrible ordeal, the paeans to male comradery, the lack of self-pity or of macho bluster, and perhaps most surprisingly, the unexpected feeling of being strangely bereft when it all suddenly stops at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month. (Seen 11 November 2018)
The Thin Man ★★★☆
If you are anything like me then I defy you to watch this movie and not be consumed by the immediate desire to mix a pitcher of martinis. This is escapist Depression-era entertainment at its best. The structure is that of the standard whodunnit, leading up to the big reveal at the very end—with all the suspects seated around a dinner table no less. The plot is surprisingly complicated, and the film teems with a wide array of characters. But, of course, the mystery surrounding the absent titular thin man and the string of murders connected to him is all just an elaborate MacGuffin. The real reason to watch this first in a popular series of comedy/mysteries is to enjoy the banter and bonvivant behavior of the detective duo, Nick and Nora Charles. He is ostensibly retired as a detective, having married the wealthy Nora, so much of the movie is spent on his efforts to keep from being drawn into the mystery. In the end, it becomes a game for the pair, an extended murder mystery evening where the bullets are real but are never lethal for our good guys. One could wonder how this time spent with the idle (and frequently pickled) rich played with the punters in the audience beset by a dreary economy, but clearly they enjoyed vicariously living that life for a couple of hours. And what better company than William Powell and Myrna Loy as the fabulous Nick and Nora? And what better reaction shots than those of the infinitely talented actor dog Asta? The ingénue in the story is Maureen O’Sullivan, appearing here in the same year as her second outing as Jane in the Tarzan movies. The first of that series, like this film, was directed by W.S. “One-Take Woody” Van Dyke. Also in the cast is a very young Cesar Romero, three whole decades before he would play the Joker to Adam West’s Batman. (Seen 27 December 2014)
The Thin Red Line ★★★☆
By a strange coincidence, I finally got my chance to see this film one day after Stanley Kubrick died. Having directed Paths of Glory, Dr. Strangelove and Full Metal Jacket, Kubrick ranks as simply the greatest anti-war filmmaker ever. Like any movie about war made since the 1960s, The Thin Red Line probably qualifies as an anti-war film, but is it really? It certainly portrays vividly the brutality of war, but there is also a lot of poetic voice-over musings (strangely reminiscent of Wings of Desire or, less fortunately, its remake City of Angels or, worse yet, TV commercials for the British pharmacy chain Boots) about the “cruelty of nature.” And Nick Nolte is clearly the villain of the piece, as he nearly gives himself a stroke playing the gung-ho lieutenant colonel pushing his men beyond endurance. But doesn’t his ferociousness actually get results in a life-and-death situation? Story-wise, the large sprawling cast adds needed realism (to make up for some mighty unlikely dialog), but it doesn’t make the movie very easy to follow. I kept mixing up James Caviezel’s and Ben Chaplin’s characters, but there was no confusion over Sean Penn, who has matured interestingly into some kind of cross between Lloyd Bridges and Kirk Douglas. While I would rate this flick a notch below Saving Private Ryan, it still gets three stars for photography, composition and a chance to give a few actors some really great death scenes. Besides, who knows how many more decades we’ll have to wait for Terrence Malick’s next film? (Seen 8 March 1999)
The Thing About Harry ★★☆☆
I sometimes dismiss certain romcoms as being “by the numbers,” which is a reference to those old paint-by-number kits (do they still have those?) where you paint over spaces on a canvas with colors corresponding to the numbers in each section. The result is basically predetermined and generic. This movie is kind of like that, but it’s also like one of those video games where you create a narrative by choosing plot points from a branching menu. For example, the setup is that sweet, idealistic, heartbroken college student Sam winds up having to spend nine hours in a car, driving to his hometown with his old high school nemesis Harry. So we think we’re going to have one of those chalk-and-cheese road trip movies like Planes, Trains & Automobiles. But we find out that the groom of the wedding they’re heading for is overly anxious to have Harry (self-described pansexual, as it turns out) there (hence the pressure/contrivance for Sam to drive him), and we think we might be headed for one of those madcap infidelity farces. But no, we never get to the wedding because the narrative suddenly jumps ahead a few years (and keeps doing that at various intervals), and then we realize this is that movie about the friends who are, well, if not exactly made for each other then predestined by the laws of romcom writing, to wind up together. That’s the frustrating thing about the screenplay by Peter Paige (the director) and Joshua Senter. We keep getting glimpses of more interesting characters and stories, but we’re stuck with Sam and Harry. Actually, Harry is a fine character, a natural flirt and seducer, and Niko Terho has the charm to pull off the role. As Sam, Jake Borelli has a wide-eyed innocence and appeal (the character isn’t a million miles away from the doctor he plays on Grey’s Anatomy), but unfortunately he’s kind of a pain. A symptom of the movie’s problem is that we’d really much rather spend more time with the two men’s friends, Stasia (Britt Baron) and Zack (Japhet Balaban), and we find their background-confined story much more compelling. It’s probably a sign of the times that we’re meant to totally identify and root for self-centered snowflake Sam, while go-for-the-gusto-and-live-life-for-the-moment Harry is meant to be the problem. In another era, this would have been about how Harry draws Sam out of his shell and encourages him to embrace life. Instead, we get a story about a force of nature being tamed and emotionally battered into becoming conventional. (Seen 19 September 2021)
Things I Never Told You ★★☆☆
With its offbeat take on relationships and preoccupation with videotape, this movie is something like what Atom Egoyan might have come up with if assigned to do a screwball comedy. It was actually made by Spanish director Isabel Coixet, but the setting is somewhere in North America. (It was filmed in northwest Oregon and in Spain.) The story involves an oddball group of people whose paths tend to cross in interesting and sometimes romantic ways. In the lead role, Lili Taylor (I Shot Andy Warhol, Girls Town) tones down her usual psychotic screen persona to being merely odd and quirky and actually endearing. As her possible love interest, Andrew McCarthy (Less Than Zero, Weekend at Bernie’s) looks strangely like James Spader in a James Spader-ish kind of role. Also on hand are Debi Mazar as a transsexual and Seymour Cassel as a man who needs a hug. (Seen 28 January 1998)
The Third Man ★★★★
Just one question. Why Greek zither music? I mean, in post-war Vienna? But it doesn’t matter because it works. This whole film works. Which is why it is a classic and why it is the masterpiece in the lengthy career of English filmmaker Carol Reed (1906-1976), whose c.v. included everything from Odd Man Out to Oliver! Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the script is by Graham Greene, that master of stories about Englishmen (or in this case, an American) at sea in some foreign locale. The cast is first-rate too, particularly the little-known actors in supporting roles with the great faces. Not to mention bigger stars like Trevor Howard and Bernard Lee (who would go on to be James Bond’s boss before Judi Dench would take over) as a British sergeant who admires Joseph Cotten’s pulp fiction. Best of all is Orson Welles in the title role, as he ruminates on the legacy of the Borgias versus 500 years of democracy in Switzerland. What a pleasure that the Seattle film festival made it possible to see all of this on the Cinerama’s wonderful giant screen. I read that Greene’s original ending called for Alida Valli to run into Cotten’s arms. Unimaginable. The ending, as filmed, is what film noir is all about. (Seen 18 May 1999)
Thirteen ★★☆☆
Much more frightening than any Freddy or Jason movie—at least to those of us with young daughters—is this movie, which illustrates clearly why thirteen has traditionally been considered to be an unlucky number. The feel of this movie, by Catherine Hardwicke, is a bit like a Larry Clark film. It’s also kind of like a Mike Leigh domestic drama, but with a lot more energy and a lot faster pacing. On the surface, thirteen-year-old Tracy’s descent from good daughter to parent’s worst nightmare seems sudden and inexplicable. What has led her down the wrong path? Possible answers include parents who are too busy to give her time (she lives with her divorced mother), pressure from society in general (lots of sexualized advertising is on display), and particularly the influence of her new best friend Evie, who is a cross between Eddie Haskell and the anti-Christ. The film’s chief assets are fine performances by Evan Rachel Wood as Tracy and Holly Hunter as her long-suffering, not-quite-recovering-alcoholic mom. The film would be depressing indeed if not for an emotional ending that suggests the slightest bit of hope. (Seen 19 October 2003)
This Is My Father ★★★☆
This Is My Father was the third of no fewer than three films seen in a 30-hour period about Americans looking for their roots in Ireland. (And that doesn’t even count the documentary Three Brothers, made about the making of this film.) But this one gets my nod as the best of this particular lot because of the evident care and love that went into it and the clear effort to make it realistic—something films with this particular theme seldom are. Like The Godfather Part II, this movie really tells two stories: one set in the present day and one in the past. Both plots draw heavily on writer/director Paul Quinn’s own experiences and those of his family. The authenticity pays off without compromising the cherished Irish-American image of the old country. And thankfully the tragic love story told in flashback does not lapse into melodrama but derives its pathos from character and from social truths of the time. The cast is uniformly fine, including well-known actors like Colm Meaney and Brendan Gleeson in minor parts. My wife (who should know) says that the director’s brother Aidan is quite convincing as he cuts turf in the bog. James Caan has his best role in years as the Yank seeking to unravel a family mystery. And Stephen Rea has a blast as a fire-and-brimstone priest who, given a sect change, would not have been out of place in the American South. (Seen 12 July 1998)
This Is Spinal Tap ★★★☆
This is the movie that finally revealed the reason that mega-bands never take to the stage until well past the officially appointed time. It is because they are wandering around backstage completely lost! Yes, this granddaddy of the mockumentary genre tickled audiences when it came out in 1984, but has it withstood the test of time? Not only is the answer yes, but the world has actually needed three decades to catch up with this movie. This comedy genius invention not only nailed rock bands and movies about rock bands dead on but it presaged reality TV. Its extended improvised bits may have seemed risky at the time for a feature film, but their sometimes rambling, sometimes absurd nature now fit more seamlessly than ever into what passes for entertainment these days. The cast are perfect. Michael McKean captures the strutting frontman. Nicholas Guest is endlessly fascinating as the continuously befuddled pretty boy guitarist. And Harry Shearer totally evokes every laid-back in-his-own-reality longhair from Ringo Starr to The Edge. The bits that became immortal are too many to count. The bizarre deaths of the band’s string of drummers. “These go to eleven.” Nigel’s beautiful, soulful piano melody that turns out to be called “Lick My Love Pump.” The Stonehenge fiasco. My personal favorite was always where Spinal Tap gets billed beneath the puppet show in Stockton, California. The guys have since become so well known for this and subsequent mockumentaries (Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, all directed by Guest) that it is easy to forget that this was the feature directing debut of none other than Rob Reiner, who would go on to make in rapid succession The Sure Thing, Stand By Me and The Princess Bride. Much of the fun comes from the don’t-blink-or-you’ll-miss-’em cameos from the likes of Bruno Kirby, Fran Drescher, Patrick Macnee, Billy Crystal, Howard Hesseman, Paul Shaffer, Anjelica Huston and Fred Willard. Just think. This movie has all that and still manages to give us a bromance that gives Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid a run for its money. (Seen 2 June 2015)
This Is the Sea ★★☆☆
Once again John Lynch (Cal, Some Mother’s Son) finds himself caught up in the Troubles in Northern Ireland. And once again Richard Harris (The Field) finds himself playing an old farmer who’s spent a little too much time in the solitude of the Irish countryside. This film is a bit different from others that have dramatized the Northern Ireland situation in that it takes place in the time since the IRA/Loyalist cease-fires and the politics are not so much the focus as a backdrop for a Romeo-and-Juliet-style romance. The director/screenwriter is Mary McGuckian, whose first film was a surprisingly haunting and touching adaptation of W.B. Yeats’s Words Upon the Window Pane. This Is the Sea is similar to the earlier film in that the plot is presented somewhat sketchily, causing the viewer to fill in several gaps, and the music (by the Waterboys) is integral to the mood and tone of the story. One of the nice things about the film is the way that it presents characters who turn out to be very different from what they appear to be initially. And, surprisingly, the most powerful scene in the movie belongs to McGuckian herself in a supporting acting role. This Is the Sea opened the 1997 Women in Cinema Festival in Seattle. (Seen 24 January 1997)
This Must Be the Place ★★☆☆
This may just well be the most exquisitely filmed and most amusing movie ever to trivialize the Holocaust. It’s a film that is, in a very real sense, all over the map. Directed and co-written by an Italian (two-time Cannes prize winner Paolo Sorrentino), the story ranges from Dublin to New York to Michigan to New Mexico to Utah. Sean Penn plays a former rock star (apparently modeled on The Cure’s Robert Smith), who is living out a quiet retirement in Ireland—at least as quiet as can be managed considering that he still constantly wears the full goth makeup that he used to perform in. The film takes some time to get around to explaining many things, including why Cheyenne still wears his makeup. But it does get to it. But before that, our hero must go on one of those cinematic life-altering journeys. It brings him back to America and in search of a fugitive Nazi (Herr MacGuffin, to be sure). But as is often the case, the journey is the viewers’ own reward. We get one of those European filmmaker takes on the U.S. (think Wim Wenders’s Paris, Texas) that is somehow both exotic and authentic. And speaking of the Wenders film, among this movie’s delights is a cameo by Harry Dean Stanton. The scenes in Dublin and Wicklow are also nicely done and totally manage to avoid the quaintness that a lot of non-Irish (and even some Irish) filmmakers inflict on the country. Nobody gets much screen time except for Penn, but each contribution (including those from Frances McDormand, Judd Hirsch, Kerry Condon and even Bono’s daughter Eve Hewson) is a gem in its own right. (Seen 24 September 2012)
This Year’s Love ★★☆☆
The premise of This Year’s Love seems to be that 1) love in modern Britain is completely, or perhaps just mostly, futile and 2) the pool of available people in Camden Town (London) numbers precisely six. Story-wise, the film recounts the events that transpire between Danny and Hannah’s wedding and their honeymoon—during which time some three years happen to elapse. Danny is played by Douglas Henshall with the same manic temper that he displayed in the grimly dark Orphans and the decadently weird Angels & Insects. Dougray Scott (Ever After) seems to be doing an Antonio Banderas imitation as the deodorantly challenged painter who becomes Hannah’s lover after her wedding reception hits a snag. Ian Hart, who for a while made a career of playing John Lennon, is the image of Lennon here but then eerily metamorphoses over the course of the film into Anthony Perkins, thereby mirroring perfectly the evolution of his character. This partner-swapping (anti-?)romance also reunites two cast members of Dancing at Lughnasa: Catherine McCormack (also Mel Gibson’s wife in Braveheart) as Hannah and Kathy Burke as the self-described “fat bird.” Writer/director David Kane’s previous effort was Ruffian Hearts. (Seen 28 February 1999)
The Thomas Crown Affair ★★☆☆
It’s not bad enough that Pierce Brosnan has taken over Sean Connery’s trademark role as James Bond, but now he’s remaking all his other movies as well. Okay, so this is actually a remake of the 1968 film of the same name and not of this year’s Entrapment (despite a passingly similar premise), but Brosnan plays the title role with the same exact coiffed and groomed low emotional energy that he brings to the Bond role. He’s nice to look at, but more fun is Rene Russo who brings a welcome bit of attitude to her insurance agency bounty hunter. And, since this is largely meant to be a wallow in how we imagine the rich and glamorous to live, it is entirely appropriate that she manages to look strangely like Sue Ellen from Dallas throughout. As escapist romantic entertainment, the film is okay. In the early scenes, Brosnan and Russo do manage to evoke some of the style and charisma of a couple like JFK and Jackie. But, by the time she throws a fit upon finding a young blonde (with a perfect supermodel-style sneer) in his bedroom, we feel that we have wound up with Bill and Hillary. (Seen 25 August 1999)
Thor ★★★☆
When my kid heard that I had seen this movie, her first question was whether it was as good as Clash of the Titans. That’s an easy one. It may be hard to make a mainstream movie about ancient gods without invoking laughter from the audience, but Thor clearly does a much better job. For comic book fans, it may not satisfy those wedded to the dark and gritty tone of Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies, but for long-in-the-tooth Stan Lee and Jack Kirby fans, it warms the heart to see Marvel Studios continue its mostly successful run of movies that manage to capture the spirit of the original comic books at the same time as making fairly watchable cinematic imagery. Granted, the Asgard sections are very video-gamey and look as though they could have been included in a Tron movie. But the footage from New Mexico works just fine. I’ll confess that I was disappointed when I heard that the writers (including my man J. Michael Straczynski, legendary for Babylon 5 and a major contributor to the Thor comics) decided to omit the original storyline that had the lame doctor Donald Blake transform into the thunder god, and I still think that could have been a compelling scenario. But the original comics eventually dispensed with Thor’s mortal identity as an unnecessary distraction and, as executed, the movie completely respects the spirit of the early comics, while still including at least Blake’s name. (I had completely forgotten about the Odinsleep!) Blond, hunky Aussie Chris Hemsworth makes a fine thunder god with his suitably deep voice that is somewhat reminiscent of his late countryman Heath Ledger. Tom Hiddleston brings a unexpected and welcome nuance to the villain Loki. And Anthony Hopkins finally realizes his destiny, as a faux Shakespearean deity. Natalie Portman is the icing on the cake. Serious fanboys know not to be satisfied with the cameos by Stan Lee and JMS. They will sit through all the credits to see the now obligatory teaser scene for the Avengers movie. (Seen 4 May 2011)
Thor: The Dark World ★★★☆
It does my heart good to see Christopher Eccleston playing an evil Dark Elf. This is the man who deserted Doctor Who after one season because he couldn’t deal with the whole sci-fi fanboy thing and who has declined to have any part in the DW golden anniversary festivities this month. So here he is taking the paycheck for hiding under major makeup and prosthetics to play none other than something called Malekith the king of the Dark Elves. It’s good enough for him. But he couldn’t have landed in a better project. The Marvel/Disney flicks continue not only to be first-rate but superb entertainments. The DC/Warner superhero movies may have more gravitas and mood and tone, but the Marvel ones simply stir one’s spirit. Thor was always my favorite Marvel hero, probably because of my youthful devotion to mythology. This movie, like its predecessor, captures nicely not only the spirit of the early comic books by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby but also the alternating tone between Shakespearean pomposity and New York wisecracking. The film boasts some of the best lines ever, as well as an amusing surprise cameo and not one but two teasers for the next movie for those with the patience to sit through the end credits. Is it possible for most of the cast to steal the movie? Because not only do Kat Dennings and Stellan Skarsgård, as before, run away with their scenes, but so do the wonderful Tom Hiddleston, in a big way, and the always amusing Chris O’Dowd, in a brief way. The plot? The oldest in the world, as far as adventure movies go. Sworn enemies are forced to put aside their differences and work together. Kind of the way Chris Eccleston had to go back to sci-fi/fantasy roles. (Seen 10 November 2013)
A Thousand Clowns ★★★☆
“Nick, you are about to see a horrible, horrible thing.” “What’s that Murray?” “People going to work.” With that opening exchange, we are off on a romp around New York and, more specifically, around the mind of one Murray Burns. Murray is the timeless creation of playwright and screenwriter Herb Gardner and, it has to be said, the remarkable Jason Robards who brought him to life on Broadway and in this film. There is not much of a story in this portrait of Murray and his wonderful and wacky world. Sure, we have a plot about the relentlessly iconoclast Murray and his 12-year-old nephew—who was abandoned in his studio apartment and who might be taken away by the child protection authorities. But we never get to the climatic hearing where young Nick’s fate is decided, as we might have expected in a more conventional movie. Instead, we watch Murray gambol around New York, eyeing the hordes of zombie-like employees on the street walking to work every morning. Murray, who walked off his job as a writer for a mindless children’s TV show, does not want every day to be the same, as it presumably is for those worker drones. He trades quips with young Nick (alarmingly precocious Barry Gordon) and with Sandra (perky Barbara Harris), the young psychologist who is supposed to be evaluating his home environment, and with Albert (William Daniels), the officious bureaucrat judging his suitability, and with his brother Arnold (Martin Balsam), who is responsible, and with Leo (Gene Saks), the emotionally insecure star of Chuckles the Chipmunk. Murray is that id which rails against conformity and responsibility and boredom and, because of that, we cannot help but love him. But in the end, if he is going to save Nick from a life of conformist humdrum in the future, Murray is going to have to bend in the here and now. But he won’t bend willingly—and we have to love him because of that too. Herb Gardner’s creation (said to be partly inspired by his friend, raconteur and radio personality Jean Shepherd) may be the most evocative remnant of what the spirit of the 1960s was truly all about. (Seen 7 February 2015)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri ★★★☆
After all these years, I still get a bit suspicious when Europeans make movies set in American rural or small-town settings. On one hand, an outsider’s perspective can spot truths that natives overlook, but on the other hand, there is sometimes a tendency to judge and condescend. Maybe I expected London-born writer/director Martin McDonagh to do with the fictional Ebbing (actually filmed in North Carolina) what he has done in numerous plays set in his forebearers’ west-of-Ireland hinterlands—process the region’s sometimes strange local history through a darkly comic jaundiced prism. Despite his gifts as a writer, this flick still has a bit of the feel of “movie America.” Reportedly inspired by actual billboards he saw while traveling in the Deep South, McDonagh has set the film in Missouri—perhaps as a nod to the 2014 events in Ferguson? Indeed, the movie gives every indication that it means to harp on the racism/misogyny/etc. of the town’s deplorables but then, in typical McDonagh fashion, we find that everyone is more complicated than we first thought and no one has a monopoly on virtue. His previous American-set film, Seven Psychopaths, was more of the absurdist crime comedy he mined in his Oscar-winning short Six Shooter and again with In Bruges. Despite its vein of McDonagh-ian humor, though, this movie attempts to be more serious and heartfelt. We root for Frances McDormand’s character in her pursuit of justice, but we come to see she is driven more by personal guilt and regret than by shortcomings in law enforcement. The cops certainly have their flaws, but so does she. Between this and The Edge of Seventeen, Woody Harrelson is definitely at some kind of career peak in quality roles. The always reliable and invariably funny Sam Rockwell really makes the most of an unsympathetic character whom we cannot totally dismiss. As for Frances McDormand, around whom this movie was justifiably built, she is perfect. By now, of course, that is a given. (Seen 18 January 2018)
Three Brothers ★★☆☆
The three brothers of the title are Aidan, Declan and Paul Quinn, second-generation Irish-American brothers who all wound up in the movie business. Aidan is a well-known actor (Legends of the Fall, Michael Collins), Declan is an award-winning cinematographer (Leaving Las Vegas plus many others), and Paul is now a writer/director. They all collaborated on Paul’s new film, This Is My Father. During the shooting of the movie a friend, Fergus Tighe, filmed this documentary. Tighe, who seems to be quite a jovial fellow, happily celebrates this familial partnership and the sentimentality of a “homecoming” to Ireland for the filming. In a Q&A following the screening of Three Brothers, the subjects indicated that things did not always go as smoothly as Tighe’s film suggests, but the family bond is quite evident. Perhaps the best aspect of the documentary is the extent to which it actually shows us the nuts and bolts (usually hidden) of making a movie. (Seen 10 July 1998)
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada ★★☆☆
Now here’s a real cowboy love story. When Tommy Lee Jones loves another cowboy, he doesn’t grope him and fondle him in a tent. No, he throws his dead body over a horse and faithfully brings him on a long metaphorical journey. He did it in Lonesome Dove and he’s doing it again here. Speaking of which, the Texas border area in this film is just bleak enough that I’m surprised that Larry McMurtry didn’t have something to do with this movie too. Rather, it was written by Guillermo Arriaga, who also penned Amores Perros and 21 Grams, and directed by Jones himself. Scenically and character-wise, this is a fine update to the cowboy mythos we were recently discussing, although Arriaga infuses the proceedings with way more Catholic sensibility than we are normally used to seeing in American horse operas. With a title that sounds as though it could have come from a Gabriel García Márquez story, the film deals heavily in guilt, penance, faith and forgiveness. It is also rather topical, not only because the villain of the piece is an officer of the U.S. Border Patrol but because it deals with negligence with a firearm in Texas. (I’m guessing the vice-president won’t be seeing this.) Jones is perfect for the role he plays here. A real honest-to-gosh Texas cowboy in real life, he is nothing less than authentic and compelling to watch. (Seen 21 February 2006)
Three Dollars ★★☆☆
We can’t help but like this (mostly) amiable movie about the life and travails of thirtysomething government chemical engineer. So we are justified in feeling a bit hurt when the film turns a bit mean toward the end. As is the case with a lot of Australian films of recent years, this one seems to want to fit into every genre going, all at once. At varying times, it seems to be a romantic comedy, a domestic drama, a political thriller, a social commentary, and even a medical drama. It’s almost as though it was made by a committee consisting of Frank Capra, Alfred Hitchcock, Ken Loach and Cameron Crowe, among others. (It was directed by Robert Connolly, who co-wrote it with the author of the source novel, Elliot Perlman.) The star is David Wenham, who is nothing if not versatile. He is best known internationally as the noble Faramir in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, as well as a comical sidekick in Van Helsing. Here he is one of the nicest (although not perfect) guys you would ever want to meet. He cannot pass a derelict in the street or an elderly person in distress, without stopping to help. And, wouldn’t you know it, he is the only person standing in the way of a developer (the father of a childhood friend, whom he meets coincidentally every nine and a half years) getting a green light to build on polluted land. Nothing quite happens in this movie the way you expect it to and, while the ending is just that little bit hopeful, the message seems to be that life is hard on decent guys. (Seen 12 October 2005)
Three Identical Strangers ★★★☆
Like many really good documentaries, this one adopts the trappings of a genre feature film. It begins more or less as a comedy of coincidences with Bobby and David enthusiastically recounting how they and their fellow separated-at-birth brother Eddy met in the year 1980 at the age of 19. They had all grown up in the New York area and the multiple coincidences in their divergent lives went beyond simple genetics. In the second half, however, things take a dark turn as we learn about the three families’ efforts to understand how the brothers came to be separated and placed in the way that they were. A journalist, investigating independently the experiments carried out on twins and triplets in the latter 20th century, fills in some of the gaps, as does the UK-based filmmaker of this doc, Tim Wardle, with his own digging. As the brothers’ story gave them their proverbial fifteen minutes of fame, there is plenty of footage of them during the happy years after their reunion, including chats with the likes of Tom Brokaw and Phil Donohue and even a cameo in Susan Seidelman’s Desperately Seeking Susan. There is definitely something uncanny in the way the boys move and speak in unison. The film also includes re-enactments, something I am not particularly a fan of in docs, but these are handled well in that they merely suggest events, seen at a remove, rather than fully dramatizing them. In the latter stretch, the film takes on the tone of a thriller, with the growing mystery nearly aping the paranoid/conspiracy feel of an X-Files episode. The film’s sympathy is firmly with the families and against the deceptions that were practiced when the children were adopted. Louise Wise, head and namesake of the adoption agency involved, seen in archive footage, is a made-to-order villain, as is a woman who worked briefly as an assistant to the psychiatist conducting the experiments. Given that the brothers and their families are all Jewish and this happened relatively soon after World War II, it fairly boggles the mind. There is no concession that the moral tradeoff may be worth it in such experiments, and that’s a moot question in this case anyway since this particular research was never published. We have all had conversations at one time or another about whether human character is formed more by “nature or nurture,” and we may even have found ourselves quoting an article we have read on the subject. This movie makes you question exactly where that scientific information comes from and whether it is worth having. (Seen 16 Febuary 2019)
Three in the Attic ★☆☆☆
This is definitely not to be confused with Yvette Mimieux’s earlier attic movie (George Roy Hill’s adaptation of Lillian Hellman’s Toys in the Attic, with Dean Martin and Geraldine Page). This flick was the last feature film directed by Richard Wilson (he would make a documentary on Orson Welles 25 years later called It’s All True), whose penultimate feature was Invitation to a Gunfighter. Three in the Attic is mainly remembered today for being one of a handful of movies to star Christopher Jones during his brief but hot career in the late 1960s. And this is definitely a flick that is, as they say, of its time. It’s all about those confusing Sixties and that crazy Sexual Revolution they were having. In the end, though, it is basically the strangest idea for a romcom you will ever see. Jones plays university student Paxton Quigley, whose name is clearly intended to become some sort of talisman because it keeps getting mentioned. He falls in love with coed Mimieux but, as an inveterate womanizer, he can’t help but also get into a pattern of weekly liaisons with sultry artist Judy Pace and kooky head case Maggie Thrett. The gag is that, once he’s caught, the three women lock him in an attic and decide to “punish” him by forcing him to have non-stop carnal knowledge—playing on the myth that too much sex can actually kill you. (That’s not really true, is it?) It’s an idea that seemed titillating at the time, but in the end it comes nowhere close to being as funny or thought-provoking as it was meant to. Does the name Br’er Rabbit ring a bell? (Seen 26 May 2013)
Three Kings ★★★☆
You may have noticed that I have a tendency to describe movies by comparing them to other movies. Okay, so here goes. Three Kings starts out with the hallucinatory war-is-insanity feel of Apocalypse Now, develops a plot reminiscent of the 1970 comedy Kelly’s Heroes, turns into a wallow in guilt over the victims of war à la Welcome to Sarajevo and then winds up as a rescue-the-villagers-from-madmen-in-the-desert action epic not completely unlike The Road Warrior. (Have I left anything out?) This movie’s style is fresh and fast-paced, and some of the battle scenes would do Jerry Bruckheimer proud. The surprise is that it is written and directed by David O. Russell, who has previously given us two quirky but enjoyable comedies, Spanking the Monkey and Flirting with Disaster. Only in the ending does Russell really go Hollywood, but otherwise this flick starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube (whose character, amusingly, prefers easy listening music) manages to be both entertaining and subversive as it draws a relentless bead on modern warfare, which is now all about complete detachment from the victims of high-tech weapons, managing the media, and sacrificing innocents to political expediency. (Seen 23 September 1999)
Three Miles North of Molkom ★☆☆☆
Clearly influenced by the phenomenon of reality TV, this documentary by Robert Cannan and Corinna McFarlane could nearly be called Big Brother: New Age Edition. The tiny film crew spent a period of time at an event called the No Mind Festival in rural Ängsbacka, Sweden. Seeming oblivious to the cameras, as people in these films invariably do, people take part in the various workshops and events and group discussions and, inevitably, we come to know several of them as well as any characters we might see in a movie. Our de facto point of view character is Nick, identified as an Australian rugby coach, who has shown up as a lark and can’t believe the touchy-feely atmosphere he has landed in. But, as inexorably as any script plotted out in a writers’ conference, Nick’s skepticism begins to melt and, as we feared, he nearly becomes the most gung-ho of any of these self-actualizers. While this character arc may be pleasing to some, it makes the movie harder to watch for others of us. There is one completely unexpected moment near the middle of the film when something sudden and arguably violent happens, and we think that the fallout will make the movie more interesting. But all too soon it all seems forgotten. In a Q&A the filmmakers suggested that there was darker stuff that they chose not to include. I can’t second guess their judgment, but I suspect that, like Nick, they ended up being a bit co-opted by the atmosphere of the place. (Seen 11 July 2009)
The Three Musketeers ★★☆☆
Here’s a clear case of a movie benefiting from low expectations—at least as far as I was concerned. I had heard dire things about Paul W.S. Anderson’s (the English director best known for video game movies like Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil) go at Alexandre Dumas’s classic adventure. The rap was that Anderson had turned this swashbuckler, set in 17th century France, into a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. And darned if that observation wasn’t spot on: right down to the music, the impossible action scenes, the spectacular CGI effects, the anachronisms, the cannon-firing battle ships. Hold on. Ships? Hmmm. Maybe I’ll have to go back and read my Dumas because I had forgotten that part. Also, I somehow had not remembered Milady de Winter being such a, well, super ninja killing machine. But then she is played by Andeson’s wife and default leading lady, Milla Jovovich. For many of us, the definitive The Three Musketeers was the pair of movies directed by Richard Lester in the 1970s and starring the likes of Oliver Reed, Richard Chamberlain, Frank Finlay and Michael York. Lester made the old classic truly fun. Anderson has made it truly silly, but I have to admit that it’s quite a fun silly. Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans and Ray Stevenson make dandy musketeers. Orlando Bloom (speaking of Pirates of the Caribbean) seems to have evolved quite seamlessly from the pretty ingénue to the slightly foppish villain. And in the old Orlando Bloom role, Logan Lerman has the pretty, smirky cockiness that reminds me for all the world of the young Michael Landon. A special treat is the very funny James Corden, who seems to be playing the servant Planchet as if he was Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family. (Seen 27 October 2011)
Three Summers ★★☆☆
How did Ben Elton wind up in Western Australia? He’s the comedian-turned-sitcom-writer who has given us some of our funniest ever moments by way of such classic UK TV shows as Blackadder, Mr. Bean and more lately Upstart Crow, the witty series with William Shakespeare as the main character and which he more or less remade as the 2018 feature film All Is True with Kenneth Branagh as the Bard. Just before that, though, he made this charming and amusing Australian comedy set over three years at a rural fictional annual folk music festival called The Westival. It is somewhat reminiscent of Christopher Guest’s A Mighty Wind in the way it pokes gentle and affectionate fun at folk musicians, political activists and, well, the kind of people who would loyally attend a annual rural folk music festival year after year. Among the many characters, for example, we have two couples who loyally come to the festival every year, drink lots of wine and never actually watch any of the performances. Underlying cultural and political friction is an ongoing theme. (The first act we see is Adriane Daff, looking a bit like Daisy Edgar-Jones in Normal People, essaying her update to the nation’s unofficial national anthem redubbed “Raping Matilda.”) In particular, Michael Caton’s stubborn old bulldog of a traditionalist only gradually comes to realize he has more in common with the refugees landing on Australia’s shores than he at first realizes. There is something quaint, if not naïve, but still quite pleasing about the film’s optimistic view of human nature and the possibility of overcoming political gulfs. The main event plot-wise is the ongoing feud/courtship between fiddle-playing/dancing/singing Keevey, who fronts her dad’s Irish pub band, and overbearing Roland, an Irish transplant and theremin artist with a huge pole up his backside. (A running gag is the way he gets upset every time someone mentions Brian Wilson having played a theremin on Pet Sounds, which apparently is not technically true.) As Keevey, Rebecca Breeds is a winning, smiling bundle of energy who makes you feel good just watching her. As Roland, Robert Sheehan has the bigger challenge since his snob character is immediately off-putting if not downright unlikable. He pulls it off, though, just as Elton just about gets away with his sweet, sentimental notion of a movie about a country in microcosm brought together by art and by people just getting to know one another. (Seen 18 March 2021)
300 ★★☆☆
If you’re a rabid Frank Miller fan, then you’d have to be pleased with this (second, after Sin City) very faithful adaptation of a graphic novel of his. If you’re a film buff first and a mere a Miller admirer second, then your reaction may be more complicated. And, if you don’t know Miller at all, well, you are probably just dazzled and a bit confused. Not unlike the Greeks themselves, Miller and the filmmakers have taken history and made it bigger and better than life. Everything is exaggerated. The men are bigger and more macho and more stalwart and all have uniform washboard abs. As in Hong Kong action movies, blows echo into the distance and struck bodies fly through the air. And blood splatters everywhere in glorious slow motion. The colors are painterly and otherworldly. Indeed, the action seems to taking place on some other planet—specifically one in the Klingon empire. The invading Persians are only slightly less hideous than the Orcs in Middle-Earth. And, because the visuals are so dazzling and impressive and the characters are so much larger than life, we don’t really connect with it the way we would want to. Still, it’s better than the likes of Troy and Gladiator. Can we take some serious message from this spectacle, as some commentators have been quick to do? Well, yes. Even though the considerable artistic license taken makes this look like a grittier version of The Lord of the Rings, the basic events depicted all really happened. Some will watch the cunning Theron put political calculation over the security of his country and think of Harry Reid. Others will draw the lesson that the superpower of its time, with the mightiest of militaries, was stymied by a relatively small band of determined fighters when it tried to invade another country. But those with a long view will simply note that, if the Spartans had not trained themselves to be such good warriors and had not been willing to fight, the place that sowed the seeds of democracy and western culture would have been overrun. The world today would be a very different place if they had not stood their ground.. (Seen 25 April 2007)
Thumbsucker ★★☆☆
We have been here before. For one thing, there are songs by the late Elliott Smith, whose songs have graced such movies as Good Will Hunting and The Royal Tenenbaums. And Lou Taylor Pucci has (perfectly, I might add) the same deer-caught-in-the-headlights eyes and dangling hair that we have seen in many a previous coming-of-age movie. This could nearly be a Wes Anderson film, except that Bill Murray isn’t in it. But look who is! How did writer/director Mike Mills (adapting Walter Kirn’s novel) get all these people? Young Justin’s parents are Vincent D’Onofrio and Tilda Swinton. His debate team coach is Vince Vaughn (wearing glasses that make him seem unexpectedly like Jeff Goldblum). And his orthodontist is Keanu Reeves, who seems to doing an acting homage to David Carradine. They’re all good and even funny, but the biggest laughs come from Benjamin Bratt, hilariously making light of his TV cop persona. Make no mistake, this is no “teen comedy.” It is actually a thoughtful meditation that is not too far off from Thorton Wilder’s Our Town (or March of the Penguins, for that matter). As Justin’s dad observes toward the end, parents only barely start to know their kids before it is time for them to move on. (Seen 15 October 2005)
Thunderball ★★☆☆
By this fourth outing in the James Bond big screen franchise, the formula was pretty much established for all time. Many people rank this as one of the best, if not the very best, in the series. Maybe, but to my mind the tongue-in-cheek tone that completely got out of hand by the end of the Roger Moore era is already in evidence here. On the other hand, we don’t get any of the sci-fi excesses that cropped up later. As of this point, arch-villain Blofeld is still unseen except for his lap and a cat and is still portrayed by uncredited Anthony Dawson and voiced by uncredited Eric Pohlmann. Bond’s CIA chum Felix Leiter has become younger, as Cec Linder (in Goldfinger) has been replaced by Rik Van Nutter. A distraction for modern Irish viewers is that the main baddie, played by Adolfo Celi, looks unnervingly like disgraced former prime minister Bertie Ahern with an eye patch. In reality, the film’s setup and execution are pretty bare bones. Apart from a mostly-for-laughs initial sequence in France and the obligatory M and Moneypenny chat in London, the whole thing takes place in the photogenic Bahamas. Quite a bit of time at the end is spent with a well photographed underwater fight, which was pretty dramatic at the time but actually looks a bit tame these days. Strangely, in the final moments 007 opts for a quick rescue from his makeshift raft rather than angle, as he usually does, for more smooching time with his nubile companion (in this case, Claudine Auger). (Seen 24 March 2012)
Thunderbirds ★★☆☆
Bring back the puppets. Okay, maybe it’s not quite that dire. This big-screen update to the classic British children’s program is squarely aimed at a very young audience, but they’ll have to be pretty young (and a bit sheltered) to be enthralled by this wholesome mixture of action and comedy. I don’t actually recall the original series myself, but I have to imagine that the puppets had more depth than these characters, as written anyway. Lady Penelope has lots of promise, but she eventually wears out her welcome and finally evokes unwelcome memories of the disastrous Avengers movie. As for the title characters, they are so square-jawed and heroic that it’s just as well they are only secondary players anyway. The real heroes are Brady Corbet, as the youngest Tracy son, and two friends. If the action seems calculated to cash in on the popularity of the Spy Kids movies (but without Robert Rodriguez’s unique take on family dynamics), the trio of youngsters definitely feels purloined from the Harry Potter movies. But it isn’t really like Harry Potter, you see. Harry can’t wait to get away from his oppressive parents and go to the fantastical world at his boarding school and have adventures. Alan Tracy, in contrast, can’t wait to get away from his oppressive boarding school and go to the fantastical world of his family and have adventures. So, you see, they aren’t the same at all. If that’s not enough, the kids’ antics against the sometimes comical intruders feels like a Home Alone rip-off as well. A nearly unrecognizable Anthony Edwards gets mileage out of the character of Brains, mainly through a series of Porky Pig-like utterances brought on by a stammer. But it’s even worse for Ben Kingsley, as the villain, who has finally erased any memory we still might have had of his portrayal of Ghandi. (Seen 29 July 2004)
Tian Mimi (Comrades: Almost a Love Story) ★★☆☆
I hadn’t really thought about this before, but long before Hong Kong started turning out violent action epics and sword and sorcery fantasies, Henry King’s Love Is a Many Splendored Thing was filmed there. We are reminded of this by a character in Comrades: Almost a Love Story who has built a shrine to William Holden with whom she once dined during the filming. The reference is apropos since this movie is clearly in the same tradition—with more than a bit of Doctor Zhivago and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg thrown in for good measure. Leon Lai and Maggie Cheung (Supercop, Irma Vep) are two mainlanders in Hong Kong who belong together but take ten years to figure that out. If you can wait out the stretches that shamelessly milk the sentimentality out of the situation, the movie is actually quite wry, funny, and enjoyable. Particularly nice is the black-and-white opening (reprised to great effect at the end) where country bumpkin Lai stumbles onto an escalator for the first time and rises into a blinding light. (Seen 22 May 1997)
Tic Tac ★★☆☆
I am always leery of films that are labeled “the [fill in the blank] Pulp Fiction” but, for the record, Tic Tac’s inevitable appellation as “the Swedish Pulp Fiction” is mostly apt. What Daniel Alfredson’s directing debut has in common with Tarantino’s vaunted potboiler is a set of mostly unrelated but intersecting plots; characters who all seem to be on some sort of drug; scenes presented out of chronological order to keep things interesting or at least confusing; a constant threat of violence culminating in actual violence; and a pounding, eclectic music soundtrack. But, other than that, the two films have absolutely nothing in common. Indeed, Alfredson’s film is grittier, rawer and less self-consciously hip. And its weaving plot strands of skinheads, corrupt cops, a man who wants to emigrate to Australia, and a would-be high school arsonist certainly go a long way toward obliterating any images of Sweden accumulated from years of watching Ingmar Bergman films. (Seen 27 August 1998)
Tick, Tick… Boom! ★★☆☆
In his short life Jonathan Larson managed to create one truly successful Broadway production, which was the musical Rent, an update to La Bohème. First, though, he wrote Superbia, a futuristic rock musical originally intended to be an update to George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four, but it never got a full professional production. He followed that up with this “rock monologue” which recounted his trials and tribulations in trying to finish and produce Superbia. Coming 25 years after Larson’s death, this film adaptation necessarily views the depicted events with a firm eye on what lay ahead for the young composer/lyricist/playwright (with a cool surname). A prominent theme is the deadline he felt was imposed on him by the waning of his youth. According to this, he was obsessed with finding some sort of artistic success by his 30th birthday, hence the ticking timebomb evoked by the title. He settled on that title after having called the piece 30/90 and then Boho Days. With our foreknowledge of Larson’s sudden death from an aortic dissection on the morning of Rent’s first off-Broadway preview performance, the ticking clock and impending deadline grimly highlight the brevity of his life. The movie is the feature directing debut of Lin-Manuel Miranda, a man not unfamiliar with artistic striving, Broadway success and notions of changing the definition of musical theater. He does a fine job of making us feel what it was like to live in Lower Manhattan in the 1980s, complete with the vibrancy, squalor and desperation of the artist’s bohemian lifestyle. If there is a downside to having such a famous and celebrated musical author as the film’s director, though, it’s that people like me find ourselves wishing that Miranda had composed the music instead of Larson. At one point, the protagonist (ably played by Andrew Garfield) grabs for an LP to salvage from his collection, and he goes for Godspell—and that’s a good indication of the quality and tone of Larson’s music. He was brimming with ideas and talent—drawing on his own experiences of city life, social issues and particularly the AIDS crisis—but he was no Stephen Sondheim. As it happens, Sondheim (as portrayed by Bradley Whitford) makes a few brief appearances here in which he gives the younger man crucially timed encouragement and validation. With that legend’s recent passing at 91, it is heartbreaking to ponder how much more Larson could have accomplished with a similar lifespan. (Seen 27 December 2021)
Ticket to Paradise ★★☆☆
Let’s start with the title. Maybe it’s meant to evoke the Eddie Money song “Two Tickets to Paradise” in which case it served as a sly double entendre. Here the title has only the slimmest of connections to what actually goes on in the movie, so it nearly doesn’t even qualify as a single entendre. And that’s the way things are in this flick: give the audience something familiar—even beloved—and serve it up in the least stimulating way possible. Director Ol Parker (who wrote the screenplay with Daniel Pipski) pretty much specializes in putting well known faces in exotic, beautiful locations as a form of comfort food. Among his previous screenplays are The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, its sequel and Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (which he also directed). Those got by largely on goodwill for their casts plus a heavy dose of shameless sentimentality and (in the last case) the strength of ABBA’s back catalog. Ticket to Paradise, which as a romcom would have gone down perfectly fine in Doris Day’s heyday, has to get by entirely on our affection for George Clooney and Julia Roberts. As a bickering pair who (spoiler alert) are actually meant for each other, they aren’t exactly Hepburn and Tracy. While Kate and Spence gave us classics like Adam’s Rib, Pat and Mike, Desk Set and Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, George and Julia have previously teamed up for the likes of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Money Monster and Ocean’s Twelve. Still, it’s essential that they’re the stars of this exercise because it’s only their welcome faces that keep us from completely detesting their characters, who are hell bent on ruining their only child’s dreamily wholesome wedding. (Where are Brian Keith and Maureen O’Hara when you need them?) The film is not only a mini-reunion for an Ocean’s flick but also for Olivia Wilde’s Booksmart, but comparing Kaitlyn Dever’s and Billie Lourd’s brilliant turns in that wise movie with what they have to work with here does this flick no favors. Also, on hand are easy-on-the-eyes Maxime Bouttier as the too-good-to-be-true bridegroom and Lucas Bravo (chef/restaurateur McDreamy from Netflix’s Emily in Paris) as Roberts’s hapless and too-nice-to-survive-this-movie toy boy. In spite of the foregoing, the film still gets two stars because of the spectacular scenery, which includes the appealing actors as well as the coast and islands of Queensland, Australia, standing in most of the time for Bali. (Seen 29 October 2022)
Tickets ★★★☆
We don’t often see cinema-as-pure-storytelling done as well as it is in this film about the happenings on a train en route from Innsbruck to Rome. Perhaps that is because it is packed with directorial talent. Not one, not two but three gifted directors took on the trio of interlinking stories that fill the train’s journey. In the segment by veteran Italian director Ermanno Olmi (The Tree of Wooden Clogs), the train becomes a microcosm of modern society, with its class divisions, its barriers, its social isolation and, because of a very strong security presence due to a terrorism alert, a fair amount of repressive paranoia. We get all this, plus a meditation on life, death, love and dreams from our point-of-view character. In a simple climactic act, he opens at least one barrier to extend an act of kindness. The second segment, by Iranian director Abbas Kiarostami, with a similarly understated but more broadly played style, is a mini-comedy about a bossy general’s widow and the young man who is at her beck and call. There is a love story barely noted here, but by film’s end, it looks to have a happy ending. The final section, directed by England’s Ken Loach, is the most outright entertaining. It features three lively Scottish lads (played by actors who featured in Loach’s 2002 film, Sweet Sixteen) on a getaway from their supermarket jobs to attend a Celtic soccer match. (Thankfully, their dialog is subtitled, along with the Italians’.) Unexpectedly, they find themselves confronting a moral dilemma that brings them into contact with a foreign world, previously glimpsed only on news broadcasts. Will Celtic pride prevail? When we get to the Rome terminal, it most certainly does. (Seen 11 October 2005)
Tie-Died: Rock ‘n’ Roll’s Most Deadicated Fans ★★☆☆
The second midnight movie of the 1995 Seattle film festival was a documentary about fans of the Grateful Dead. To be clear, this is not a movie about the Grateful Dead themselves, and there is not one note of Dead music on the soundtrack. This is because the Dead make it extremely hard to license their music, and they also have legal ownership of the word Deadhead which is why this film is called Tie-Died and not Deadhead. Filmed mainly in parking lots and rest stops (it starts out at Memorial Stadium in Seattle), the movie concentrates mainly on the group of people who follow the Dead around from concert to concert. These nomads have formed families and communities on the road. Their children have known no other life. As anthropology, it is fascinating, although it does get a bit repititious at times. As Ken Kesey’s son quotes his father: “The Sixties ain’t over ‘til the fat lady gets high!” (Seen 21 May 1995)
Tierra (Earth) ★★★☆
Watching Earth is like being in one of those conversations where you really don’t know what the other person is talking about but you can’t help laughing along with them anyway. This is the third film of Spanish director Julio Medem who previously made Vacas and Red Squirrel. There is voice-over narration, but it takes us awhile to realize that this is actually a separate voice of the main character. Depending on your point of view, either this is his “angel” talking or he is schizophrenic. In this film, people die more than once (usually after being struck by lightning) and there is lots of speculation as to how a parasite affects the taste of the local wine. The hero Angel is torn between two beautiful women, one a radiant and wholesome blonde and the other a red-haired, leather-clad biker chick. No wonder he has a split personality! The tone of the film is lyrical and mesmerizing, and you never know for sure what’s going to happen next. But you can’t help watching to find out. (Seen 3 June 1997)
Tieta do Agreste (Tieta) ★★★☆
It’s been entirely too long since I have had the pleasure of seeing a film by Brazilian director Carlos Diegues (Xica da Silva, Bye Bye Brazil). His movies just can’t help but make you feel good. Among the delights of this film is the presence of Sonia Braga. Once again she brings to life a character created by author Jorge Amado (Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands), who appears on-screen to introduce the story. Braga plays Antonieta (Tieta for short), the black sheep of the family who left her backwater Bahia town under a cloud for the big city years ago. Now she returns in triumph to much acclaim, adoration, and jealousy. She has money to burn, but where it comes from is a bit of a mystery. The wonderfully flamboyant Tieta is a combination of Auntie Mame, Eva Perón, and Heidi Fleiss. There are arguments and romances and even an environmental subplot, but not even a couple of deaths or an incestuous affair detract from the sensual, fun-loving atmosphere of the movie. (Seen 4 June 1997)
Timbuktu ★☆☆☆
In 2002, the Irish Reels Film & Video Festival in Seattle showed a short film by Alan Gilsenan called Zulu 9, and everyone who saw it was blown away. In the space of 12 minutes, it told a tragic story of cultures coming into conflict and steadily built to a powerfully emotional climax. Many of these same elements are in Gilsenan’s full-length feature Timbuktu, but the result is somewhat different. It tells the story of a Dublin woman who decides to head to North Africa to try to find her brother, a monk, who has been abducted by Algerian rebels. Her partner, who seems quite capable and supportive, offers to go with her, but she demurs in favor of bringing along a friend who is a drag queen rent boy. It is pretty clear that he won’t be much help in a sticky situation, but apparently she thinks he will be good craic (i.e. good for a few laughs). He isn’t. Help does arrive, however, in the form of a mysterious Algerian man, who exhibits a wide range of appetites and a worrying penchant for violence. Like Zulu 9, Timbuktu is some kind of re-working of Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness. The idea has lots of promise and the actors are quite good, so it is doubly disappointing that things don’t gel. The things that worked fine in a short film (jerky camera angles, frequent cuts, mystical mumbo jumbo) get tiresome over what seems a very long 94 minutes. Worse, the characters seem interesting on the surface, but despite lots of opportunity for chat, we really don’t get to know them or to care enough about them. Devastatingly, an ending that should make us cry merely makes us sigh with relief. (Seen 13 October 2004)
Time Bandits ★★★☆
If you will permit me a tortured analogy, this movie was for Monty Python fans what Star Trek: Generations was for fans of the Enterprise crew led by William Shatner. That is to say that, just as Generations transitioned Star Trek fans from movies featuring Shatner & co. to the Patrick Stewart-led team, Time Bandits was a bridge for those of us who devoured the Python movies (which were mostly directed by Terry Jones) to the film work of Terry Gilliam. Make no mistake, many of us who dutifully turned out for this flick were hoping for, if not necessarily expecting or demanding, yet one more big-screen Monty Python romp. And, while it wasn’t really a Monty Python movie, it had some similarities to one—despite the fact that only two members of the troupe were involved onscreen and in what were essentially cameo roles. The absurdist humor, the abrupt narrative juxtapositions and the tweaking of contemporary British mores were all familiar to Python devotees. And the nonsensical and fantastical imagery were of a part with the bizarre animations that punctuated the Pythons’ TV series—and which were, not at all coincidentally, conceived and executed by Gilliam. But, at the same time, Time Bandits gave us a clear indication of what would lie ahead in Gilliam’s film oeuvre: the The Wizard of Oz-like picaresque journeys of a child through fantasy lands (cf. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen), an acid-dripped critique of modern consumer culture (cf. Brazil) and a the pure joy of watching adults revel in fairy tale spectacle (cf. The Brothers Grimm). In the end, however, this movie is essentially a series of comedy sketches, tied together by the usual twisted Python-esque observations on everything metaphysical and English. (The screenplay was by the American-born Gilliam and Michael Palin.) But it is a classic. Certain vignettes live on in the mind, sometimes for no discernable reason: Ian Holm as a Napoleon obsessed with his height and that of other conquerors, Palin and Shelley Duval elliptically discussing his “personal problem,” John Cleese playing Robin Hood as a glib, shallow and superficial politician, David Rappaport calling for more champagne “with plenty of ice” just as the Titanic has its fatal collision, and Ralph Richardson as the buttoned-down Supreme Being (read God) acknowledging the thanks he is getting for showing mercy by saying, “Yes, well, I am the nice one.” The list goes on and on. (Seen 19 April 2008)
Time Code ★★☆☆
If Sir Alfred Hitchcock were alive today, just imagine the fun he would be having with the technology. He wouldn’t have to use tricks to create the illusion of a feature-length film without edits, as he did in Rope. Mike Figgis has not only done it for real in Time Code, but he has done it four times. Simultaneously. The result is definitely an interesting way to tell a story. If you are one of those people who actually like to hear all the dialog and see all the action on screen, well, you are just so twentieth-century. This film is meant for people who grew up listening to the stereo while watching the TV while talking on the phone. But the real-time storytelling and the multiple camera views give a distinctive cinéma vérité feel and more than a little sense of voyeurism. But, with most gimmicky movies of this type, the actual story isn’t really all that interesting on its own. (And besides, Robert Altman has been making movies with lots of people talking at the same time for years.) Its chief pleasures are the usual digs at the movie industry and the Los Angeles lifestyle. To show us that Figgis doesn’t take himself too seriously, he even has one character describe the very idea behind this movie in a meeting and another character promptly labels it as “pretentious crap.” And what of my longtime assertion that Figgis’s movies are mainly about men’s fantasies coming true (cf. One Night Stand)? Two things: Salma Hayek making out with a woman, Saffron Burrows making out with a woman. Court adjourned. (Seen 2 May 2000)
The Time Machine [1960] ★★☆☆
Three years before the first voyage of Doctor Who’s TARDIS, Hungarian-born movie magic master George Pal made time travel look and feel real. The thrill of seeing this movie at the time came from the fact that it actually made the concept of traveling through time believable. Pal’s use of stop-action animation gave a convincing impression of time zooming by from the perspective of the time traveler and prompted every child watching to try building his or her own time travel device. The long lead-up to the special effects—tedious by today’s entertainment standards but effective for those with patience—builds an air of realism that pays off later. Set in London, the mostly American cast (Sebastian Cabot and Doris Lloyd are exceptions) don’t bother to affect British accents, except for Alan Young, who give James Doohan a run for the funniest Scottish accent ever. Inevitably, time has not been entirely kind to this 1960 look into the future. The Missus and the Munchkin were a bit confused, for example, by the 1966 atomic attack on London. And the Morlocks are only scary until we get a good look at them. (We all jumped when a rubbery blue hand suddenly grabbed the comely Yvette Mimieux.) Still, after half a century, it is easier to like this earnestly and sincerely made literary adaptation than it was to warm up to the action-packed remake directed eight years ago by H.G. Wells’s grandson, Simon. (Seen 8 January 2010)
The Time Machine [2002] ★★☆☆
Like its hero, this movie seems to have arrived from the distant past. It seems not to know that the concept of time travel as literary device has been around for a long time now, and a lot of really cool movies and television shows have played around very creatively with the idea—like the Back to the Future movies or The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. My own readers might suspect that I myself have traveled from the past to write this review, but the film has only now arrived in the land of its co-star, the pop singer Samantha Mumba. (Note to The New York Times: she’s Irish, not Scottish.) I remember way back in 1960 being disappointed that the George Pal film version didn’t do more with the time travel concept. I mean, its world of the distant future could just as easily have been a lost island or another planet as another time. Why didn’t the hero spend more time in the past, observing historical events? Even so, I have always had fond memories of that version, mainly because the time machine itself was so cool. It was good to see the star of that movie, Alan Young, in this new version (in the briefest of cameos). Now he can go back to waiting for that phone call about the Mr. Ed reunion film. And that’s what this film mainly has going for it: nostalgia. Also, the effects of time fast-forwarding around the time machine, like a VCR, are pretty cool. The film also has a few flashes of wit, mainly in the person of Orlando Jones as an introspective computer that could have been dreamt up by Douglas Adams. But mostly the film eschews that spirit for the action and effects of an Indiana Jones movie. But since Spielberg didn’t direct, it’s not as fun as one of his movies. I guess that makes this The Mummy of time travel flicks. (Seen 3 June 2002)
The Time of Their Lives ★★☆☆
The movie’s title itself tells us what’s up, almost as if it were pulled from the film’s pitching notes rather than the scenario. Ditto the poster. It’s Joan Collins-meets-Shirley Valentine. Still, the actors involved here have long since earned our good will, so I for one refuse to be (too) mean. The plot is straight from the zany-comedy clipbook. Older woman in an unhappy and unfulfilling marriage crosses paths with a rest-home escapee who happens to be a notorious former screen star who is aging none too gracefully. Your one has a crazy plan to cross the channel to France for the funeral of the director who made her a star and just maybe get re-discovered by some Hollywood mourner. And perhaps there is some more personal poignant motive involved—just as her new housewife chum has her own sad history to contend with. Fair play to eightysomething Joan for embracing a role that requires her to submit to less-than-flattering photography, and it pays off. If she can’t play a vixen long past her sell-by date, then she can’t play anything. To her credit, she goes well beyond mugging and earns our respect. Of course, her fellow Collins (Pauline who, as far as I can determine, is not a relation) brings echoes of the housewife-escaping-for-an-adventure-abroad she played nearly three decades ago. She makes a sympathetic sidekick who holds our interest all by herself in a less flashy role. Eerily, her facial espressions and voice have become oddly similar to those of Georgia Engel (of the Mary Tyler Moore show and, more recently, Hot in Cleveland). The man candy here comes in the form of 75-year-old Franco Nero, who displays even less vanity than Joan. An amiably welcome presence, he gamely bares all, both front and back. His ex-wife’s daughter by a subsequent marriage, Joely Richardson, also turns up in a brief role that feels so real and moving that we nearly think it came from a different movie altogether. The director is UK TV helmer Roger Goldby. He also contributed the screenplay, which I would definitely consider impressive if told that he knocked it out over a long weekend. (Seen 21 October 2017)
Timothy Leary’s Dead ★☆☆☆
The title, of course, comes from an old Moody Blues song. For those of us who remember the refrain from so many years ago, there was a bit of frissonnement a couple of years ago when we heard that Timothy Leary had terminal prostate cancer. This documentary by Paul Davids (Roswell) on Leary’s death and life is just as spacey as many believed Leary to be. Focusing on Leary’s ideas and celebrity, it is really more interesting for what it omits. We get little sense of who Leary was or where he came from before he was a prominent figure. We hear about G. Gordon Liddy busting Leary for drugs, but there is no mention of the fact that the two later did a lecture tour and a movie together. We learn that Leary was actually annoyed by the Moody Blues song, but we aren’t told that the band revised the lyric during Leary’s last months to say, “Timothy Leary lives.” But if you see this movie, you won’t remember any of this anyway. Mostly, you’ll remember (and try to forget) the final scenes where we see, per Leary’s own wish, his actual death plus the (simulated?) removal of his head to be stored on ice. (Seen 31 May 1997)
Tin Cup ★★★☆
Speaking for myself, I have never seen anything quite so slow, tedious or boring as a game of golf. So it is a minor miracle that someone could actually make a movie that convincingly suggests that golfers might actually be colorful characters and that the game itself can be exciting and breathtaking. If anyone could pull this off, it would be Ron Shelton who has given us such other effective sports-themed films as Bull Durham (which, like Tin Cup, also stars Kevin Costner) and White Men Can’t Jump. Here Costner is again a washed-up, down-on-his-luck type, but now he has the character down to perfection. The movie is supposedly about whether you should play things safe or just forget about the risks and “go for it.” But it’s really about a bunch of loveable low-lifes in a hot, dusty corner of Texas who haven’t completely given up on all their dreams. (In the process, however, it tells us more about our society’s love affair with sports than The Fan ever intended to.) Rene Russo is the classy love interest that Costner aspires to, Cheech Marin is the lovable sidekick, and Don Johnson is the most amiable bad guy I’ve seen in a long time. (Seen 6 September 1996)
Tin Men ★★★☆
Seeing Tin Men one day after Diner (instead of five years, as was the case the first time) really brings home the continuity between these two nostalgic Baltimore sagas written and directed by Barry Levinson. Not only is the very same diner featured, but so are two of the place’s fixtures, Bagel (Michael Tucker) and Florence the waitress, who pop up again, sort of the way Jay and Silent Bob do in Kevin Smith’s movies. In a way, the aluminum siding salesmen in this flick are similar to the young guys in Diner: they are fighting the good fight against growing up—and losing. In the earlier film, it was the institution of marriage that was ending life as the gang knew it. In this movie, it is the Home Improvement Commission. The bickering duo of Richard Dreyfuss and Danny DeVito portray in essence two different strains of Mickey Rourke’s character in Diner: Dreyfuss reflects his smooth, seductive lady killer side, while DeVito is his totally irresponsible gambling side. With the passage of time, Tin Men becomes easier to appreciate and admire, particularly deft performances by the likes of Frasier’s John Mahoney and the late J.T. Walsh. My nostalgia meter got confused, however, by the appearance of Fine Young Cannibals in this early 1960s setting. (Seen 1 December 1999)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ★★★☆
The question again arises. When a masterful television miniseries has been made from a popular work of literature and been acclaimed for decades as definitive, why would anyone bother making a feature film from the same material? This question arose three years ago with Julian Jarrold’s Brideshead Revisited, and it arises again with the arrival of this motion picture, emerging from the shadow of the 1979 work of director John Irvin and actor Alec Guinness, for many the definitive George Smiley. As a fan of Charles Sturridge and Michael Lindsay-Hogg’s 1981 Brideshead Revisited miniseries, I could answer the question about Jarrold’s movie (he needn’t have bothered), but I never saw the Alec Guinness miniseries or, for that matter, read John le Carré’s novel. But on the strength of this movie by Tomas Alfredson (the Swede best known internationally for Let the Right One In), I feel safe in saying that, in this case, another version was indeed worth doing. (What I hear from dyed-in-the-wool le Carré fans seems to confirm this.) In fact, the movie is so good that it makes me actually want to seek out the 1979 miniseries and watch all original 315 minutes. That’s an amazing thing to say, considering that this is a whodunit to which I now have the answer and the plot is simple enough to sum up in a single sentence. That this movie could be so infused with tension and suspense qualifies as something of a miracle, since much of the screen time is given to meaningful but understated looks and terse line readings. If the Brits that populate this story had lips that were any stiffer, they would crack and break off. Spending more than two hours with them made me want to go home to a dingy room and have a glass of whiskey and a cigarette—which is, of course, all I ask of any movie. Many of the UK’s best and brightest are on hand, not to chew the scenery but to tastefully nibble at it. Kudos to Gary Oldman as Smiley (strangely, I could also see Bill Nighy in the role), John Hurt (you can’t tell where he ends and his cigarette begins), Tom Hardy (currently seen in Warrior), Mark Strong (taking a break from playing super-villains), Ciarán Hinds (born to be a red herring because he always looks so guilty), Toby Jones, Colin Firth and the wonderfully named Benedict Cumberbatch, currently our house’s favorite Sherlock Holmes. (Seen 22 September 2011)
Tiny Furniture ★★☆☆
There is a tendency to think that a young filmmaker’s clearly personal first efforts must be largely autobiographical. This one certainly feels that way, and it does track more closely to what we know about writer/director Lena Dunham’s biography than does her similarly themed best known work (to date) the HBO series Girls (2012-2017). Also, there’re the facts that Dunham plays the protagonist and her mother and sister play her mother and sister. I confess that I’ve become something of a Dunham devotee through belated viewings of Girls not unlike the way I eventually aged into someone who could bear to watch (and actually get something out of) Sex and the City. Like a well made foreign art-house film, Girls and Tiny Furniture (which preceded the series by a couple of years) depict characters and a culture completely alien to me (New York-dwelling millennials) but still manage to find the universal in their very specific lives and experiences. The movie’s story is as classic as Fellini’s I Vitelloni or Mike Nichols’s The Graduate, the latter being more relevant in that it deals specifically with the awkward life phase immediately following college graduation. Not only does Dunham’s version deal with a then-new generation, but unlike most of its memorable precedents, it focuses mainly on women. It’s all there: the negotiating/asserting of independence at the end one’s childhood custodial phase plus the hints of the eventual reversal of child/parent roles. Also, that scary situation when all of your possibilities are still ahead of you but you have absolutely no idea what to do next. This is a bit more meditative and introspective than Girls, but like the series it has many memorable lines and a large and interesting cast of supporting players. Among them are future Girls regulars Alex Karpovsky, as an out-of-town online video artist prone to taking advantage, and (in her film debut) Jemima Kirke, as a complicated force of nature not completely unlike her Girls character. Made by a 24-year-old with a friend’s Canon 5D for a reported $65,000, it was definitely a reliable portent of successes to come. (Seen 17 August 2024)
Titanic ★★★☆
One of the little movie games I play with myself is called “How Many Ways Can Danny Nucci Take It in the Shorts?” Nucci (who had a starring role the independent film The Big Squeeze) always seems to be playing earnest young men—in movies like Alive, Crimson Tide, The Rock and Eraser—who die tragically in order to illustrate just how dire things have gotten. Nucci truly makes it into the lamb-to-the-slaughter sweepstakes when he and Leonardo DiCaprio have the incredible luck of winning passage on the Titanic in a poker game. James Cameron’s long-delayed epic is an impressive bit of work. As a history lesson, it gives us a crystal clear view of the hubris that led to one of history’s greatest transportation disasters. As a disaster movie, it provides breath-taking special effects and Hollywood-style action. But most surprisingly, as a romance, this movie has a heart in a fashion that was merely attempted in Cameron’s The Abyss—and apparently sabotaged by the director’s own marital problems. One could only wish for the sort of clever dialog that Hollywood films had in the 1930s rather than the banalities they spout in the 1990s. But you can’t have everything. Let us content ourselves with an ending that is as sweet and as unexpected as the one in Places in the Heart. [Related commentary] (Seen 28 December 1997)
Titanic Town ★★★☆
Cynics can be forgiven for suspecting that this film was titled expressly to draw in confused adolescent girls seeking their weekly Leonardo DiCaprio fix. But no, the title actually predates Cameron’s blockbuster since it is from the source novel by Mary Costello, who based it on her own mother’s experiences as a peace activist in Belfast in 1972. (The apt metaphor aside, Belfast is actually where the Titanic was built.) This is by far the best film treatment of The Troubles to date, since it deals with “real” people rather than with symbols, martyrs, or tragically noble heroes. As the frazzled Catholic housewife Bernie, Julie Walters is somewhat like Shirley Booth’s old Hazel TV character, except that in addition to laundry and kids she also has to deal with British soldiers running through the house and IRA snipers around the corner. The mixture of the mundane and the atrocious are part of the genius of the film. The black humor is welcome since it can be depressing to watch Bernie learn how loath people are to give up old hatreds. Her improbable odyssey from reluctant neighborhood activist to mediator between the Provos and the British government is laced with inspired touches, including a scene where she fumbles through her purse in Stormont Castle for a list of IRA demands. How strange to think that it would take the politicians a quarter-century to get the same point. (Seen 7 July 1998)
Titus ★★☆☆
If I asked you to name a few of Shakespeare’s plays, I’m betting that Titus Andronicus wouldn’t be the first one to cross your lips. Or even the second. Or third. An early effort by the bard, it is a bit of mishmash, with several characters that would be echoed later on in better tragedies. It’s almost as if King Lear, Othello, Lady Macbeth and Hamlet were all thrown into a violent soap opera about the Roman Empire and the goal was to get a higher body count than the Scream movies. Julie Taymor, who directed the play on stage (as well as the hit Broadway version of The Lion King), says she fell in love with the play and wanted to turn it into a “movie movie.” The result is a spectacle indeed. Taymor adopts the convention of shifting the time period—but not just to one era but to several all at once. So from one moment to another we have the sense of being in classical Rome, then jazz age Rome, then Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Her other main conceit is to tell the entire story from the point of view of a minor character, Titus’s young grandson, who is plucked away in the opening scene from toy warfare on the kitchen table. This actually works quite well and gives the narrative something of a The Wizard of Oz feel. The main reasons to see this flick are for some impressive imagery (including some touches that Peter Greenaway might envy; a meat pie comes to mind) and some serious scenery-chewing by the likes of Anthony Hopkins, Jessica Lange and Alan Cumming (Circle of Friends, Emma, Goldeneye, Eyes Wide Shut), who plays the twisted emperor Saturninus like a debauched Pee-wee Herman possessed by Dr. Evil. (Seen 11 January 2000)